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Yet another day I wake up glad I cancelled my @nytimes.com subscription. Absolute clown show editorial board and no serious coverage of the protests this weekend.

“Starting today, adults are no longer permitted to be unique or to deviate from a narrow set of cultural norms while in the presence of a minor,” Gov. Greg Abbott said theonion.com/texas-b...

Tony Gilroy woke up one day and said… “Wait, what if I could be like the ‘space version of Shakespeare?’”

Five alarm clown show.

Feeling very justified in continuing to not subscribe to the @nytimes.com today. @theguardian.com does better US reporting anyway.

you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"

Andor may be the best two season show of all time. It’s certainly one of the best shows period of the past 30 years.

I don’t give the internet a lot of credit these days but I’m kinda proud of how a good chunk of us gamers knew about 🏌️‍♀️ on the Last of Us for literal years (!!) as so many fawned over Pedro Pascal and we didn’t manage to blow the surprise based on my TikTok.

@collegeboardpress.bsky.social …

‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...

Hard to overstate how lawless and also just fundamentally *untrustworthy* this country is, any promise we ever made anyone about anything turns out to have been fake www.nytimes.com/2025/04/08/u...

4 trillion percent endorse this statement. We need leaders, not poll-tested bullshit.

@columbiauniversity.bsky.social embarrassed to have a degree from you.

fire chuck schumer @aoc.bsky.social

If the Democrats can't bring themselves to say "government spending is good, actually" in this precise moment, then they really are cooked and all need to be replaced.

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@theonion.com has returned to form in a way I could have never anticipated but is fast reaching “Our Dumb Century” levels of quality. Best headline since the moon landing. Proud subscriber. 🫡

Stephen Miller Enraged After Discovering Cantaloupe He’s Fucking From Mexico

Millennial Graveyard: “Life will be better off than my parents…” Pluto Gulf of Mexico Democracy (?!)

I heard about this a while ago and today it finally arrived and it’s all I hoped it would be. @theverge.com

Super Bowl right now 🦅

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I just want to be clear that Jamie Diamon looks like an idiot right now.

Team Canada and Mexico 🇨🇦🇲🇽

All these people in Congress and media were like “Trump could never enact his most extreme plans, he’d be checked by Congress and media. So it won’t be that bad.” And then he got in office and immediately enacted his most extreme plans, and the people in Congress and media just didn’t react at all.

question, what specifically happens to prices in the 5 to 10 years it takes to actually create the manufacturing capacity needed to produce the goods in question?

Excellently put.

Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying theonion.com/rising-...

It should prob be remembered that “birthright citizenship” was the product of the abolitionist mvt, which understood that no person of color would be safe from deportation or bondage if their citizenship could be questioned or taken away

Good job, America.

Once again, I am asking California to withhold all federal payments if our disaster relief is going to be held hostage. We could pay for it ourselves but for that.

Hey @latimes.com - What the fuck is this paragraph? Why do we care what Elon Musk thinks about California governance? Caruso, I get. But Elon? Total pandering B.S.

Deadpool and Wolverine was super cute.