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chrisckelly.bsky.social
Storyteller/musician/stat geek/coder/designer dropping by from time to time to see what's new with all you beautiful people.
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It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too. EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them. Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)

Sometimes the internet is just the best. I shared on Imgur that I found a stick during a walk and decided to keep it. After a few people asked to see it, I posted a picture—next thing I knew, it became a viral post! 😂

Oops 😬

Received a letter from POTUS today purporting to remove me as Commissioner and Chair of the FEC. There's a legal way to replace FEC commissioners-this isn't it. I've been so fortunate to serve the American people and stir up some good trouble along the way. That's not changing anytime soon.

@robthor.bsky.social ever considered bringing the Death in Paradise universe to US and Canada? I can see versions of it working in a unique way from the two povs w/ inspectors stationed in Michigan and Ontario. The cross-border dynamic could add an interesting layer to the storytelling.

We’re focused on feeding our kids. Investing in our schools. Making sure child care is affordable. Regardless of the chaos unfolding in Washington, we’re making Minnesota the best state for kids to grow up.

No shit, Schumer.

#aclu Defend the rights of all people nationwide With immigrant rights, trans justice, reproductive freedom, and more at risk, we’re in courts and communities across the country to protect everyone’s rights — and we need you with us.

OpenAI right now

33 years and counting: Next year will be the Bills vs Lions Super Bowl.

Jim Acosta announces on air that he's leaving CNN and says, "it is never a good time to bow down to a tyrant ... don't give in to the lies."

Colombia denied Donold’s deportation planes and he’s furious.

My universe, he truly is a dipshit. To lighten the mood before the impending apocalypse, try running his posts through a text-to-speech app with a child's voice. It’s amazing how much more innocent narcissism sounds that way.

The joke is on us.

Does anyone else remember the words they lost on in their school spelling bees, or is that just a traumatic memory for me?

Today, a convicted felon will become president.

BREAKING: President Biden just pardoned: * General Mark Milley * Dr. Anthony Fauci * Jan. 6 Committee members of Congress and staffers * The police officers who testified before the Jan. 6 Committee Biden says these pardons are not an acknowledgment of wrongdoing.

Has to be Coach of the year, right? Especially with all the injuries #onepride

There are so many who need so much today. Here is my heart - a fundraiser for the owner of the barn who lost her home & our stables that burned down. There are 4 employees and 20 horses to feed and house. Even $5 dollars it will help. www.gofundme.com/f/join-us-in... #PalisadesFire

Sam Moore, who recorded timeless hits “Soul Man,” “Hold On, I’m Comin'” and “I Thank You” with Sam & Dave, has died at 89

Word of the Day is ‘uhtcearu’ [ucht-kay-aru, with the 'ch' as in the Scottish ‘loch']: Old English for ‘the sorrow before dawn', when you lie awake in the darkness and worries crowd your mind.

Spirit of Detroit!! #onepride

It’s playoff time. #onepride

It will always haunt me that the guy with the zip ties had his mother drop him off at the riot.

I love reading Laffy Taffy jokes backward—it makes me feel like I’m answering questions on Jeopardy!

Possibly the best clap back against ignorant antivaxxers.

I figured Adrian Dittmann was his alias once he posted on 4chan, claiming, “Elon is a father who gets lots of sex.”