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chriseteigen.bsky.social
Don’t take me too seriously, because I sure don’t. Skinny when I stand, Buddha when I sit. Final boy 🔪Not a girl, not yet a woman. My Artpop could be anything. 18+ #BLM
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I miss summer

submitted 19 days ago • 4 comments

I just replaced the headlight bulb in my car (masc in case you were wondering)

submitted 60 days ago • 3 comments

I don’t think I’ve felt less connected to social media since I was maybe 12 or 13.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Body by Covid

submitted 68 days ago • 6 comments

Shhh he’s so shy

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

I can’t believe Christmas is a week away. Time flies when you’re fighting for your life.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

2020 vs 2024

submitted 68 days ago • 3 comments

This beautiful man in a suit brought me homemade soup tonight because I’m sick 🥹

submitted 69 days ago • 2 comments

Me watching the blunt burn while my friend tells a story

submitted 69 days ago • 2 comments

Twinks never have big dicks, and I bet you can’t prove me wrong!

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

She hasn’t left my side since I’ve been sick

submitted 69 days ago • 8 comments

Do these eye bags make me look like I have Covid? Because I do lmao

submitted 69 days ago • 8 comments

Gonna buy this shirt because we’re it’s their world and we’re just living in it.

submitted 69 days ago • 4 comments

There’s a drone over my house right now. Has anyone seen one that looks like this yet???

submitted 69 days ago • 3 comments

Not this thunder literally shaking my entire house

submitted 69 days ago • 2 comments

Ok so I really enjoyed Smile 2, don’t get me wrong. But there were way too many “dream scenes” so you have no idea what’s real or not. And the ending? How tf can you possibly make a 3rd one without it completely being the end of the world?

submitted 70 days ago • 2 comments

I need a haircut The haircut:

submitted 70 days ago • 2 comments

100% Canadian beef 🇨🇦🥩 🍁

submitted 72 days ago • 27 comments

I just think that if my tits were bigger it'd solve a lot of problems.

submitted 71 days ago • 23 comments

Shhh he’s sleeping.

submitted 70 days ago • 9 comments

Howdy y’all 🌵🏜️🐎

submitted 72 days ago • 33 comments

Oh you want twink throwbacks?? Say less.

submitted 72 days ago • 3 comments

I love when I leave the room and he takes nudes on my phone for me to find later

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

I’m out of people to cut off in 2025 because I don’t hang out with people I don’t like anymore :)

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

There’s been a kid dribbling a basketball right outside my bedroom window for over an hour and I’m 5 minutes away from drop kicking him in the face.

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment