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Mostly terrible jokes. Sometimes I post art… Portfolio at: www.ChrisFenoglio.com For rates and info contact me: Chris(at)ChrisFenoglio.com He/him/dude
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A truly sad day for Space Ghost fans everywhere. Wishing all of George Lowe's friends and family my deepest condolences — George was a crucial part of keeping Space Ghost's name alive after all these years, and I'll always be grateful to him for it. comicbook.com/anime/news/s...

I tweeted about this guy last night and got all these replies from random people who said he'd saved their baby's life. Fuck being rich I would love to have been this guy, imagine how cool it would be to know you'd helped so many people. We need to name an airport after him or something

Eve 6 guy: “Let the Spice flow!” Translation: *Put in that Third Eye Blind CD.*

Watching Canadians on this app rally and try to buy local is empowering but also really frustrating because I know my country is being the a-hole in all this.

Matt only ACTS like he’s 75. In reality he’s much older.

Mike Allred covered the Batman ‘66 Omnibus (2018).

To graduate grad school I had to write a “thesis” and part of mine was about Knights of the Dinner Table — specifically about how you can make a good, fun comic with the bare minimum when it comes to visuals. Seriously, I think every fledgling comic creator should read this book.

Two-Face: “Trans rights are human rights.” Henchmen: *stunned* Two-Face: “I may be a murderous sociopath who’s obsessed with the number two, but I’m not an @$$hole.”

here’s how madame web can still win

I am proud to be a guest on this week's Dad & Daughter Connection Podcast...check it out here!

We…kiiiinda did this…? I mean, we got the chickens before egg prices went crazy, and they break, like, half the eggs they lay… …but what I’m getting at is that we have chickens.

RIP to a genuine hero

Hey friends! Just a reminder that I'm currently looking for work and available for freelance! You can find out more about the things I do on my website! -Comic & ProseEditing -Marketing Copy -Comic & Prose Writing -Web Development -Community Management -Authenticity Reads -More!

FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION! If you attended Bouchercon last year or are attending/registered this year, you should have an Anthony Award ballot! I hope you'll consider ALTER EGO for the Best Hardcover Novel category!

That’s right. 🇺🇦

My kids won’t listen to "WHITESNAKE" WITH ME... SO HERE I GO AGAIN ON MY OWN!

They hate me cuz they ain't me *gets handed a note* ah, it seems they actually hate me because I'm obnoxious. That makes more sense

Still looking to fill some cover work holes. Hit me up! paulinaganucheau.com

Apparently the reason the left "always loses" is because some of us are annoying and put people off. The far-right, of course, are a bunch of cool chill guys that are fun and normal 24/7.

halfway!

Watch this space for more info on THE FORGOTTEN FIVE, a new comic book series by me, @saracentury.bsky.social, Pat Kennedy, and some of our best pals. :)

My uncle had to put his horse, Maybell, down last werk. He said the poor thing refused to go back in her pen. It’s sad when it happens, but she was unstable.

I’m not into fashion, but I would very much like one of these coats to wear to fancy parties.

This is an attack on the humanity of American citizens, declaring that some people's existence is a threat to kids. But it's also a direct attack on the First Amendment as the government is attempting to regulate who is allowed to talk about their lives. Call your senators and shut this shit down

No Mr Bond. I expect you to die, eh?

Not sure why anyone cares about theirs or anyone else’s “T-levels”…? Like, so long as you’re healthy…

Some men are assholes. Some are just misunderstood... 🙃

Most of them were true.

Smash Mouth was actually a pretty good 90s punk band.

VP of Universal Music Group at the first system of a down showcase

If a bird went somewhere, then “the bird flew,” but if a bird is sick then it has “the bird flu.” English is dum.

Stilt Man…?

Looks, platitudes, and surface is all that seems to matter to these people. If you’re in the middle of a warzone, you don’t need to dress up and/or kiss ass. I’m so sick of this.

A guy who used to be a comedian & is good at improv and dealing with hecklers and who has also spent the last 3 years in a war zone turns out to be a guy you can’t out-alpha, imagine that

Repost with the first album you bought with your own money.

I’ll wear the damn tuxedo if you make me a citizen, Canada.

What’s your favorite acting role by a singer? Mick Fleetwood in Star Trek: The Next Generation

Well said Pedro.

Yes, but I’m too lazy to do all that.

Manifesting this: ✨I am SO open to work as an illustrator on your story for a Graphic Novel Specially middle grade but also YA ✨✌️

I'm teaching a workshop with @warriorartcamp.bsky.social in April! We'll cover sculpting, retopo, and painting on the iPad, as well as some animation and rigging stuff in Blender and a bit of AR. More details right over here → www.warriorartcamp.com/intro-to-3d-... #Illustration #3DArt #iPadArt

This is written like bisexuality is a hidden character in a fighting game.