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chrisgainesvevo.bsky.social
extremely amateur game dev | semi amateur comedian #yeg acab | free palestine (success5000.bandcamp.com)
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I work at the airport, I'm the guy that jacks off the airplanes

I think Beethoven would have really liked anime

We need to figure out a way for one particular historical event to happen. A lot of historical events are happening now, but not the one I have in mind. This one would be of great interest to most people I think.

whoa!

it's probably a good thing I don't own an anvil factory because a lot of guys would be getting anvils dropped on their heads right about now

This duck was so unhinged. I know Scrooge McDuck isn’t an ideal solution but at least his kids were safe there

I can't believe most of the world's most murderable people were all in the same room and nothing cool happened

ehhh I'm cringin here!

Hey I called it

I'm on letterboxd now boxd.it/cOxhX

if I was trapped in castle orlok I simply would not allow myself to succumb to nosferatu's dark power, and I certainly wouldn't let him drink any of my blood

that nosferatu fella could use a damn slap across the noggin

jude law isn't real

migraine! at the grocery store

may the january be sixth you

you're laughing. that guy's mom's pussy died in an exploding cybertruck and you're laughing

you will never catch my ass crying havoc, let alone letting my dogs of war slip

I haven't showered since 2023

I predict The Trews will make a comeback in 2025

Elon Musk has died. Fell down stairs getting too excited watching Lethal Weapon and broke his neck; no one was in his cavernous Texas home this Christmas to render aid and he was discovered by a worker spraying for ringworm.

The creatine subreddit is going off

Oddly enough, this is a real movement: In response to X/Twitter announcing they are using user content to train AI, Korean users began describing "destroying Elon Musk's testicles with a spinning kick" as a healthy and wholesome traditional activity in order to contaminate the AI training data.

you could chop my head off with a battleaxe or a broadsword and I wouldn't say anything, just "thank you for chopping my head off with a battleaxe or a broadsword"

are you telling me you fried these beens AGAIN?!?!!?

I just finished the last exam of my degree please clap

@jessefarrar.com in regards to your thailand pic from "jf's night of smiles", i had a similar look in my early 20s

typing "sex videos" into the pornhub search bar

mario better watch his damn back

honk shuah snooze on that thing

are u fuckin kidding me