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I'm happy. 😁 👋😘 Little blue dot in a very big red southern state. Doing what I can to make the world a better place. Lover of iced coffee and sunrises over the Atlantic. Bleeds Orange 🍊 #CUSE DM if you want, we're all nicer here.
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There is one good thing to come from the egg shortage: Fewer people bringing those God awful disgusting deviled eggs to parties. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Just curious, what's the longest distance relationship you've been in? For me, it was 2,969 miles.

I'm over Billionaires shooting off rockets being considered news these days.

Insomnia sucks.

Surgery day for my best friend. Thoughts and prayers ifc you can.

Chicken Jockey?

Forgive me if someone else said this, but I know why the orange asshole put the tariffs on the penguins: He's jealous of them. They're adorable, everyone loves them, and they mate for life. He's hideous inside and out, despised by most of the planet, and mate for life? True love? HA!!!

Child abuse.

RIP Chris Knight Such a great movie. So many amazing quotes. youtu.be/pRtLEhV1nho?...

I really fucking hate Florida. Why do I still live here? MAGA trash everywhere. And I live in the bluest county here.

Oh look, you're alive!!! Cool, cool.

Seriously, why do people still post at the bad place? Especially if you post here about hating frump/E/vance?

2 words you never want to hear: Tommy John

Don't care how hungry i am tomorrow, I'm speeding south thru NC and will never ever stop at a CookOut again. Every time I've eaten there, it's been trash.

Dear Pennsylvania, WHY THE FUCK IS 1 LANE OF 81 SOUTH CLOSED FOR CONSTRUCTION??? You're killing my eta!

My worst fear became reality this afternoon. Thoughts and prayers please.

Spent the last week in Auburndale watching my son play college baseball. He will always be the little boy I coached in tee ball, but I couldn't be any prouder of the man I witnessed these past 10 days. Maturity, leadership, hard work. And he's a 2-way player. The only one on the team. #prouddad

My dad never got to take Zach to a baseball game because, well, FUCK CANCER. Today, I was able to have my grandson on my lap as we watched Zach in his college debut. All I can really say is... #Blessed

Jason's got a message for all of you MAGA assholes: pffffffftttttttt

Kill. Them. ALL!!!

After 4 glorious days in the hospital, I'm being discharged today! I'm fortunate enough to have very good insurance thru my job. I can't imagine what people without insurance go thru. And our asshole "leaders" want to gut Medicare and Medicaid? This country has become an embarrassment.

I've got to believe the silence from the left is because they're planning something. Right? Plus how have none of our former President's spoken out yet? How have they not come together, as a group, and say this is not the America we helped build.

As much as I want to participate today I need medicine and gatorade and crackers. Sorry.

Rise up.

If you're not watching "Zero Day" on Netflix, you're missing out. It is extremely timely with the state of our country right now. It's almost like foreshadowing...

Fastest way to lose weight: Anxiety + norovirus = 10lbs in less than 48 hours. 0/10, do not recommend.

PLEASE REPOST PEOPLE ARE HUNGRY! Need people to feed families tonight🙏

Kill. Them. All.

People pay for that? Seriously? LOLOLOLOLOL

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Kill. Them. All.

I wish I could go to a protest.

Anyone else watching Paradise on Hulu? Thoughts?

Worse night to go out to eat: Valentine's Day or New Years Eve?