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Charlotte's Web

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Odie did it

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It would be downright hilarious if both Man Utd and Spurs got knocked out tonight.

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Spent a good twenty minutes trying to make a gag linking "pope apparently not great at protecting children" and him choosing the name "Leo" but I don't think I can make it work. Alas. Sometimes it happens that way.

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you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"

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Ffs another job I didn't even get a rejection email for.

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Black & red smoke = Eddie Pope. #DCU

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

what sort of company asks for references while you're filling out the application in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty five?

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Yan Sommer has seen 3 goals go past him, and yet he's had an incredible game

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Football. Bloody hell

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*me considering buying Marble Madness in 1987* If these marbles make me mad, I'm not playing

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Sure, it's cute when Sir Elton does it to Ed Sheeran, but when I call Anna Kendrick every morning to say hi, *I'm* the problem.

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This is no "misunderstanding". This is how those who want absolute power justify it; by obfuscating the law to suit their own ends

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

hard to overstate just how much I detest Workday ATS

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Disappointing end to a good season. Torquay just didn't show up today.

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So far, Torquay have been very poor. But 0-0 at half time is pretty decent, considering. Surely can't be that bad in the second half

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Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover.

submitted 10 days ago • 129 comments

youtu.be/gRhPeJ3uzOc?...

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Bloc Party are playing in New Haven in June. Rebecca has no idea who they are so do I a: go on my own or b: bombard her with videos and force her car to play Silent Alarm on repeat.

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I'm awake at 5am on the final day of the season. Big day today. Could be epic #tufc

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Sometimes - not often, but sometimes - following Torquay United gives you a moment that you'll remember for a very long time. Today was one of those days.

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

It's never aliens *so far*

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

Not sure why, but the fact that my sister has milk delivered by an actual milkman in glass bottles has made me oddly happy

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Welp. Here's your warning that parking at JFK is a bit of a shitshow while they rebuild...everything apparently

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I am in Chappaqua, which is a word I love to say

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

I suppose it's important to try to find positives during a period of unemployment, and mine is; hey at least I can go swimming more

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What a bunch of useless failures the Democratic Party has proven itself to be. Afraid to be progressive and instead attempts to reach Trump voters who already hate you, and now seem intent on bending over for a fascist regime. You bear a large part of the blame for what is happening

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Er, I actually think you need to refer to the PSG sub as Democratic Republic of the Congo-Emery

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An utter catastrophe for Hollywood. Who will they blame for their cutting of black roles and queer plotlines now

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Somehow that one was even better than the first

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