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The Curlup R is an optional boss in Mario & Luigi: Brothership who has 35,000 HP, which is such an absurdly large amount that it is more than all final bosses in the series, including Brothership itself, put together.

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Are these the “deals” you mean, @MarshaBlackburn ? Make no mistake: This is what his trip is about. WSJ: www.wsj.com/world/middle...

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🚨 Brave Stance Alert!!! 🚨

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24 hours later…

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The balance between people's long-term adoration of Jenna Marbles leading both to people always wishing they could get a little more Jenna content but also 100% respecting her privacy is so freaking lovely.

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censor = 🙊 censure = 👩‍⚖️ sensor = 🚨 censer = 🕯️

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Moments before an immigration court hearing in Mahmoud Khalil's case, our lawyers were abruptly banned from using laptops in the courtroom — but the government's lawyers weren't. No one should be denied the basic tools they need to defend themselves in court.

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We’ve been going with “Swamp Force One” — but this works too. 👇🏽#HamasForceOne ✈️

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#HamasForceOne #SwampForceOne ✈️

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find your niche

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buncha little freaks for maleghast

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To be fair, if I polled as badly as this administration does with educated people, I’d probably want to cancel Harvard’s funding too

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why did Ben Collins and Kat Abughazaleh move into an apartment together? Why is there only one bed in their apartment? why do they live together? is it because they hate me? is it because they hate YOU? i can't find my keys!

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BREAKING: We're suing to stop an Oklahoma law that threatens many noncitizens with arrest, prosecution, and banishment from the state — all in violation of federal immigration law.

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The health care conglomerate is facing mounting financial problems – and ongoing consumer anger over high costs and denied claims.

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Texas Bans Being Different Around Children theonion.com/texas-b...

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I gathered my team of emergency management officials for a briefing on the state’s response to the wildfires up north. As fires continue, we’re working around the clock to ensure impacted areas have the personnel, assistance, and resources to get it under control.

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Even the Babylon Bee Gets it #HamasForceOne #SwampForceOnce ✈️

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Thank you all for the birthday wishes, seriously, made my day better. Check out the party PAX threw me. Can't wait to crumble to dust.

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I'm not a logistics expert, but I'm reasonably sure that when a package coming from Rochester, NY to a destination in Chicagoland ends up making a stop in Denver that a mistake has occurred.

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When I was in high school in Japan, I saw THE MOTOWN REVUE on base w/ The 4 Tops, Martha & the Vandellas & "Little" Stevie Wonder. To this day, one of greatest live shows I've ever seen & w/ the military supplementing the cost, easily the best $1.50 I've ever spent. For Stevie: 🎂(also: many 🙏's!)

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Sony’s Japanese Minidisc ads with Jamiroquai are straight up iconic

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Dwayne Johnson Honored For Accomplishments In Neck Acting theonion.com/dwayne-...

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José Mujica, the charismatic former guerrilla fighter who later went on to lead Uruguay and became known as "the world's poorest president" for his austere lifestyle, has died at 89.

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WATCH: “How can you assure the American people Medicaid won’t be cut?” @RepTimBurchett: Attacks the young man for asking a valid Q other reporters should ask him Attention-thirsty Burchett is rude, immature, unprepared… and nowhere near as funny as he thinks he is.

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🚨HIT THE PHONES TO SAVE MEDICAID - PLEASE AMPLIFY & ACT 🚨 TODAY the House will be marking up deeply unpopular massive Medicaid cuts. MANY GOP on the committee are in tight districts. Calls and pressure ARE effective here. Call today. Type your zip to get a script ⬇️ OcasioCortez.com/savemedicaid

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Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless

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CARTOON OF THE DAY (From @laloalcaraz)

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Under court order, the government has released a nearly unredacted copy of the memorandum of understanding between the IRS and Homeland Security revealing how taxpayer data was shared for immigration enforcement.

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We strongly advise the public not to do this, it’s unsafe. Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. posted photos of himself and his grandkids swimming in Rock Creek, a Washington waterway so contaminated with sewage runoff that swimming has been banned citywide for over 50 years.

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Mother Extremists Hijack Airwaves To Broadcast Photos Of Their Children

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Tom Holland Working Up Courage To Tell Zendaya He Only 17 theonion.com/tom-hol...

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New Report Finds Vacationing Sources Habla Un Poquito De Español theonion.com/new-rep...

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I've been waiting too long to share this with you all! Full #Superman Trailer this Wednesday.

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To be clear - even the city of Nashville has no proof anyone ICE has arrested was a violent criminal or a gang member. (And due process is a thing) All anyone has is ICE’s word, backed up by @GovBillLee & Blackburn. Maybe the media could point that out instead of parroting their talking points?

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48 Hours In Starbase theonion.com/48-hour...

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In a time of aggressive immigration enforcement, some international musicians are deciding that going through the complicated process of getting a U.S. artist visa may not be worth the financial and safety risks.

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You count on the NPR Network. THANK YOU to our supporters who are showing we can count on you too. If you haven’t given yet, it’s time to join the movement to defend public media. Donate now: n.pr/3EYClNR

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Thunderbolts is neat but the number of nepo babies is crazy. Like Lewis Pullman and his dad, Bill, or Florence Pugh and her dad, Pepé Le.

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bawled = 😭 balled = 🏀 bald = 🧑‍🦲

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From The Archives: You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President theonion.com/you-peo...

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✈️ #SwampForceOne Context:

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⚡️ A dispatch just in from the Ministry of Truth

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🤷🏼‍♂️

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Because of the layoffs at NIOSH, multiple lifesaving programs have been shut down even though they’re required by law.

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dystopian

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From @carriejohnson.bsky.social More than 30,000 people have already voted in the election for the president of the D.C. Bar Association, more than triple the previous record set in 1990.

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