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chrisjoseph13.bsky.social
I write. I also host a podcast called Florida Man Murders that’s not really about murders. I root for Arsenal.
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@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social forgot to show you this the other day 🫡

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

Is Anora this good?

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

congrats to Pat Riley

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Beautiful and poignant speeches from the No Other Land film makers

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Literally no difference in what they’ve been doing since forever

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

JD Vance is so staggeringly unqualified to be in this position. Just an absolute embarrassment. We are witnessing peak "I'm a white guy who read stuff on the internet so now I'm an expert on all things." Unreal.

submitted 4 days ago • 112 comments

just the most punchable face on god’s green earth

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Big time “thanks again" to everyone who breathlessly lifted up Hilbilly Elegy

submitted 4 days ago • 24 comments

The GOAT Lex

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

His greatest role.

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This Arsenal season should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

hell yeah 🇨🇦

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

How much does Pat Riley get if McClung sells merch with “3-peat” on it?

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shorturl.at/xF7GK Celebrate love with this Season 2 classic about Count Carl Von Cosel and his corpse bride. He loved her to death…and a little after that. Happy Valentine’s Day from the boys! @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social @datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @5reasonssports.bsky.social

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I just don’t have it in me to keep watching this Heat team this year. I’ve finally arrived at I don’t care

submitted 19 days ago • 5 comments

ooof @miamiheat.bsky.social

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Like clockwork

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

This Boston run has been with Rozier on the floor. I hate him so much.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

HARRISON BUTKER LOST! YOU 🫵🏾 GET IN THE KITCHEN BITCH!

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

submitted 22 days ago • 119 comments

The MF GOAT OF GOATS

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Chiefs O Line looking like 5 Liam Eichenbergs.

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

What is “Deep Friend Ass” @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Ooooh this dude is a Culture guy. I like it

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

PAT RILEY!!!!!

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

For as bad as the Jimmy Heat era ended, it was an unmitigated success. Those playoff runs were legendary. He’s a pain in the ass, but when he’s on, there’s nothing stopping him (except an ankle injury). Thanks for the memories Jimmy, and fuck you for that ending lol

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

He was and is a TOTAL PSYCHO. But for a while there he was OUR psycho. Much respect.

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