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Outta that hell hole 🤢
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I was about to say I was wrong but I’m actually 75% right 😊

It’s actually hilarious how much my boss openly shits on somebody like damn 💀💀

I think I aura farm every day

We are so back

2025 soooo good to me 🥰🥰

LITERALLY why do i wanna make content on the new places?! I don’t tweet on twitter but I skeet on here, and I hated tiktok, didn’t open it, but I feel emboldened to create on 小红书 (Xiaohongshu, RedBook), hope I actually do 🥶

Out of all the people to make an Asian Iron Fist I’m actually really glad it’s Lin Lie. I love his Sword Master era and seeing him and Luna Snow in #MarvelRivals makes my comic brain itch gooood ☺️. My Agents of ATLAS baddies

God in 2024 I had a much Cruel Summer with those hot summer streets and pavements burning as I sit around. But then I actually found Love in December 😍😍 I will always remember, a summer with bad passion now a new fatal attraction

Don’t know if hashtags are a thing here but #InvincibleFightGirl NEEDS a season 2. It literally scratches my anime brain in the best ways ever. Invincible Fight Girl season 2 PLEASEE

It’s called a STOP sign, not an “I’m just gonna go” sign!!!

I’m soooo crazy at work

The way Lapse was for me at least, the new picture app I actually enjoy and document my life, all left when the music left with it. Now it’s just bones of its former glory

I think…I don’t wanna throw bones anymore 😔😔

I wanna make fancams of adult iCarly, and mix that Orb; it can work I can make it work!

Plaza friend is sooo nice to me! I’m her angel 😇

God I wanna club so bad, but I get so nervous asking people to do things with me 😭

I don’t care about the goddamn drones in Jersey. All this pearl clutching like be fr 😪😪

Why are all the inanimate objects ATTACKING me today 😢😢😢

Officially 28 this very minute 🥳🥳🎂🎂

I had to delete that when I saw it was AI 😪

Starting a thread of blocklists to share (feel free to reply with your favorites)

Love my 72 year old socialist boss, I can really distinct now between leftism and boomerism “Yes boss, I am a homosexual” “Im glad you support all types of transvestism boss”

So Spotify continues to be the best app for music discovery! Simultaneously, Spotify continues to be the worst app for music discovery of all time 🤥🤥

In October I was all about Kelela, Rochelle Jordan, and Tinashe. How did you evolve this year? #SpotifyWrapped Hope this post comes out like I like 😑

This ain’t a hear me out, but why is the AdGuard renewal man like, nature archer hottie rn

I ate 2 meals and still have two thanksgivings to go and it’s not even 5

Idc if I’m corny as long as I’m in love; otherwise check me on that shit 😤

Fraternal sisters

Almost crashed twice today in this old car wet ass weather 💀💀