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I'd spit on Harris Faulkner if I saw her in public.

Man, nothing's good right now, but I'm glad we can have little things like a movie for a good Andy Weir book that actually looks good, as a treat. I didn't think, reading it, that Gosling would be right for this, but the trailer looks fun as hell! www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOfu...

Literal golf league funded by the Saudis, plays at several trump properties. This is categorically bullshit.

If you're a Dem that disagrees with Zohran, that's fine. But shut the fuck up about it! Just don't talk about it! Pivot to ICE getting 10x money in the tax bill and about rural hospitals closing and about the actual fucking domestic terrorists like Steven Miller. This isn't hard!

Just a dynamically broken country

Senator Gillibrand called on Al Franken to resign. I think she should resign for falsely smearing Zohran Mamdani as a terrorist. He has never invoked a ‘global jihad’. This is a nasty, Islamophobic racist smear from a sitting Dem senator.

In light of this, I vaguely recall a great @edsbs.bsky.social piece about Sim City, but I fear it's lost to the Internet's Memory Hole of Great Things Destroyed by Idiots (Vox Edition). Unless, Spencer, you remember it?

Like, it's total bullshit, those are the table stakes. But I just want to give these guys truth serum to see why they continue to debase themselves and lie and all that. It's going to fill whole new versions of the DSM, if this ever ends.

I was excited for Jeffries to assume the speakership/leadership role, but he's a below replacement-level billionaire-loving democrat that isn't built for the moment, doesn't understand the constituency, and is going to cost us seats in both houses and local governments across the country

Today's meeting of White Guys That Don't Know How To Stand Up Normally (or, NAMBLA) is called to order

Oh, is mayorball on?

no one: Not a single person: No writer in history: Intro post to a recipe for fish tacos: "when the towers fell on 9/11..."

I'm not seeing a lot of bitching about sports ball on this app because I know how to use mute and block. If you don't, that's a skill issue on your part; get good, idiot.

This is Miri Ben-Ari. She supports Israel’s starvation and murder of Palestinians. She sucks AND she’s a piece of shit.

I'm not a big NBA guy, generally, but I can't tell you how bad every aspect of ESPN's coverage has been (Mikeand Dorris aside). Just minimal effort and prestige for something deserving tons of both. If Adam Silver was capable of being embarrassed, he should be by this.

Tough watching the slo mo. You can see the pop. Like Rodgers, but not funny.

#golfsky is either really bad or doesn't exist.

Man, fuck it, put Keegan out first at Bethpage. #ocaptainmycaptain

"Get me to god's country" (a middle school playground at recess)

A country run by the dudes that sat alone in middle school.

Shocked the endorsement video wasn't filmed on the Epstein jet.

@troncarter.nolayingup.com in case you're wondering, you have about 2 hours to get to JAX

Correlation isn't causation. BUT!!!!!

They've been falling for the two weeks thing for 10 years. Why stop now?

They calling it "the worst interview since Maher did Pod Save America"

We're a grad class or two away from the Times and Journal running features about how new grads can't get jobs because they used AI to get their degree, and how it's all the hiring managers fault for not thinking that's a skill worth a salary.

"These chudds dressed up like the gestapo and tried to do their brand of justice. So did Vance Boelter." This is not a big leap, this should be what every Dem with a pulse says for the next 4 years.

I blocked him, you should, too.