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Lol. Good luck in the unemployment line, bozo

I love how bad public sentiment is for the administration, but also lol we're not having elections unless the opposition party starts doing something.

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Reacher holding the tiny ass phone is a funny visual.

"but she got so much done as speaker---" THEN WHAT HAPPENED

the world's greatest legislative body filled with Charlie Browns thinking lucy is keeping the ball on the ground this time.

The softest boy. The most MOMMY UPPIES! boy.

People of BlueSky, I’m doing an 18 hour livestream on the 22nd to raise money for The Trevor Project! There will be fun donation incentives (raffles, etc) before and during the stream. You can donate here: give.thetrevorproject.org/campaign/652...

@daveweigel.bsky.social is he running?

just trump's bottom half sticking out of a hole he's currently plugging in the side of the new AF1, kicking wildly around as the pilots in the F-15s on the wings all laugh.

People should be worried about what happens after trump fucks off forever, but it's things like this that make it painfully obvious that once the head is off the snake, there isn't one waiting to grow in its place. Unless Elon finds a way into Article II, they're stuck with Ozempic Augustus Gloop.

I wonder if CNN doesn't just say he's lying because they're terrified he'll sue them

It's wild how long we thought of Elon and the rest of the Valley as geniuses. My 4 year old knows the difference between $8B and $8M.

Dear Mike DeWine and Dave Yost: Go fuck yourselves. Signed, Your constituents. www.dispatch.com/story/news/e...

Wouldn't it be nice if either of the senators from California made a big stink about this, an extremely visible and unpopular decision, every fucking day?

It will be super fun to watch a bad, 4 loss Ole Miss or EQ get boatraced in the first round every year.

I know, categorically, that Dems can win elections if we are able to bring in this kind of voter. That said: lol. Lmaoooo, even.

*silently counting out fourteen-ish months*

folks someone put together a "Trump crash plane" tracker trumpcrashedthis.com

Charlie Brown a Kendrick Stan confirmed

The one Trump voter down the street had a "Vets for Trump" sign in his yard for about 6 months, and I just want to ask him if this is what he voted for.

First person to do a sign like this and then say "and they're erasing trans people, too" wins

Like, for real. Those meds have saved countless lives in my orbit. I hope all these evil bastards live just long enough to reap the wrath of the people they're hurting. Or die as soon as possible.

You can pry my Lexapro from my cold, depressed hand.

McConnell walkedso the modern GOP could run. Welcome to hell, Mitch. You did this.

Now is a great time to hire trans people. Ensuring a trans person has housing, food and clothing at a critical time like this is life-saving work.

Man, fuck Vox forever. Paying Kara Swisher a small fortune and laying off some of the best talent in new media for years now.

the least cool nerd in the history of the globe, bought a damn website to try and be cool and sucks!

We're gonna see some kind of "woke pope" or "DEI Pope" on white house letterhead very soon.

"Don't Be Evil" good stuff, Sundar.

Mahomes has been somewhere between mid and just good enough all year, and the chickens came home to roost once a defense decided to say fuck it and pin their ears back. Even when he had time, he was hearing footsetps, and made one good throw all night. Go birds.

RIP your mentions, boss.