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I raise woke boys. I lift heavy things. I coach kids to be strong & kind. I sound my barbaric yawp: “Fuck the patriarchy!” Resistance Ivy educated; bench 350; favorite choke: Baseball Bat. He/Him/His 🚺✊🏾🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️rights supporter. Married; no DMs or FEMBOTS!
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Elon Musk is a pussy ass bitch. That’s the Blisk.

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I see people are falling for the Susan Collins rope-a-dope again. For, what, the 90th time? 🙄

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I am Antifa. Pass it on.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Wife ordered Taco Bell from a kiosk. It asked how many sauce packets she wants - 5 Mild; 5 Hot; 2 Fire. She paid $.40 extra for 2 avocado ranch. She got zero packets. I’m convinced a corporate ass ordered them to skip sauces on every 3rd order. “It’ll save $10 million a year!” F*%king dry taco. 😠

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Slava Ukraini!! 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦

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We need a new MADA movement. Make America Democratic Again Take the narrative from them. Form a coalition of Democratic leaders wearing blue fucking hats with the logo. Hit every news outlet. Call yourself the MADA Caucus. And draw a stark fucking contrast between our leaders and their dipshits.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Remember, kids: Nobody likes a Muskhole. #elonmusk

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

The only thing you need to know to understand the words and actions of Donald Trump and Elon Musk is that they are insecure, tiny-dicked man babies whose daddies didn’t give them enough snuggles. Well, and The Felon Guy has a IQ of 80 and thinks he’s still got whatever “appeal” he had in the 80’s.

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LIVE FROM CNN’S HOMEPAGE! WELCOME TO THE RESISTANCE, JD! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️❤️🤣🤣🤣

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Happy Slap a Rich Republican Day to all who celebrate. “Oh, you mortgaged our democracy so you could have another pile of gold to bathe in?” *SLAP!* They are sociopaths. THESE ARE PEOPLE WHO WANT FOR NOTHING! Yet they keep taking and taking. They are a cancer that needs to be irradiated.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I am growing more and more convinced that this is not as simple as “cost cutting”. Elon and Miller have advised him to REPLACE career civil servants with loyalists. If Emperor Felonius controls worker bees as well as the heads of these agencies, it’s easier to get his insane orders carried out.

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

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