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chrismanson.bsky.social
NW FL/SE AL-based Writer. Comedian. Cartoonist. Musician. Actor. Filmmaker. Recovering drunk. Ponderer. Bluesky celebrity. Son/Brother/Friend Elon and TwiX can suck it. Fiercely Anti-MAGA. I love music + books + movies + kind people + dogs + coffee!
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On April 14, 1865, John Wilkes Booth shot President Lincoln at Ford's Theatre. Do you remember where YOU were that day?

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Today I'm just going to relax and count my curses.

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Album of the Day. Happy birthday to the Reverend Al Green, whose CALL ME (1972) is the greatest in a long line of great records. Possibly the greatest soul LP of all times. Thanks, Rev. You made my life better.

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Happy birthday, Al Green! This is probably the best thing you or I are going to hear today. open.spotify.com/track/76Mb6t...

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On April 13, 1668, 36-year-old John Dryden was appointed first English Poet Laureate by King Charles II. Do you remember where YOU were that day?

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The White House doctor has given 47 a clean bill of health after removing a cancerous tumor from his ass. Oh wait, that was Bill Maher.

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The White House doctor has given 47 a clean bill of health after removing a cancerous tumor from his ass. Oh wait, that was Bill Maher.

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On April 11, 1861, Confederates fired upon Fort Sumter, kicking off America’s first Civil War. Do you remember where YOU were that day?

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On April 11, 1898, President McKinley asked Congress to declare war against Spain. Do you remember where YOU were that day?

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My latest piece of funny. Dedicated to all who are hurting today. open.substack.com/pub/christop...

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Today I'm just going to relax and overcomplicate my life.

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Today's Cartoon - First Drafts

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Album of the Day. The Best of Muddy Waters, 1957. Mentioned in Peter Wolf's excellent new memoir.

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A new story on my Substack about that time I played in a KISS tribute band. open.substack.com/pub/christop...

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Today I'm just going to relax and think about all the people who are trying to kill me.

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Album of the Day. An Evening with Billie Holiday. Short but sweet. Surely you can sock away a half hour for the First Lady on her birthday 🎶

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New from my Substack. A heartwarming "Manson on the Mainland" story about Johnny Cash, Dad, Rowlf the Dog, and more! open.substack.com/pub/christop...

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Today I'm just going to relax and wallow in sin.

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John Prine Memorial Day open.spotify.com/track/3j3Sm4...

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Today I'm just going to relax and climb the walls.

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Happy birthday to me! open.spotify.com/track/6yOHjz...

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Let them eat Big Macs.

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I fancy myself a cartoonist who can draw with the least of em but wanted to share this, by Zeke Williams. I love his minimalist style AND he always gets his point across. You can find him and send some love on Instagram. His handle is pingponglessons

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“He’s imposing tariffs on the penguins!” is the new “They’re eating the pets!”

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Penguins are trending.

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I love it when billionaire assholes talk about what’s fair and unfair.

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Happy birthday, Marvin 🎶 open.spotify.com/album/4zoDfm...

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The excruciating wait is over. The MANSON! Movie Awards for March 2025... substack.com/home/post/p-...

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This week's new books. open.substack.com/pub/christop...

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America. Where every day is April Fool's Day.

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Typical Florida bullshit. Eventually we'll be forced to walk around bare assed. l.smartnews.com/p-jZPjiYw/ay...

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Luke 6:24-26

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People I Did Not Expect to Be Part of My Sunday… Flannery O'Connor ~ George Foreman ~ Mark Twain ~ Debra Winger ~ Patricia Clarkson ~ O-zone ~ Britney Spears ~ Hermann Joseph Muller ~ Florence Lawrence ~ Joe Cocker

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It's Norah Jones' birthday. I think she's gotten better over the years but this one will always be my favorite. open.spotify.com/track/7zkLpY...

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Great cartoon by Zeke W. Follow pingponglessons on Instagram.

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Happy birthday Celine Dion. This is her finest work. Ennio makes everything better. open.spotify.com/track/4ss4uf...

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Happy Saturday! It’s today’s edition of MAIL CALL!!! open.substack.com/pub/christop...

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Fleetwood Mac's TANGO IN THE NIGHT is the RUMOURS of post-RUMOURS Fleetwood Mac albums.

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Here’s what’s new with Alexa! open.substack.com/pub/christop...

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Can we pool our resources and open a privately-funded Donald J. Trump Museum of Crimes, Fuckups, and Failures?

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Today I’m just going to relax and watch Oprah’s Menopause Special.

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My latest Substack article. Clear your calendars, Movie Geeks! open.substack.com/pub/christop...

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Today I'm just going to relax and swim with the alligators.

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Good news for all you insomniacs. It's Opening Day of BASEBALL!

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