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Streaming myself playing Pokemon TCG Pocket as I try to make Masterball…if you’re a real one you’ll come cheer me on (and watch me embarrass myself) www.twitch.tv/chrispassgo (Lol)

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

If I send you this it means I just got my hair cut

submitted 95 days ago • 1 comment

POOR-IT is crazzzzzzzy

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Severance / RHOBH / Yellowjackets / US Drag Race / The Pitt / White Lotus / Traitors / Survivor / Australian Survivor / Love is Blind… too much current TV to keep up with!!!

submitted 99 days ago • 1 comment

White Lotus season 4 is just going to take place on a plane that crashes

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Damn Love is Blind is playing some bangers this season

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

“Places you might like” on Uber Eats and it’s Home Depot

submitted 106 days ago • 1 comment

Gay, it’s so confusing to be a gay sometimes

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Desperately need a LEGO sugar daddy

submitted 109 days ago • 1 comment

Will not be getting phished by opening a Valentine email at work again tomorrow 🙂‍↔️

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

I’m your favorite situationship’s favorite situationship

submitted 111 days ago • 1 comment

Trump somehow going to spin the Kendrick/Drake beef into justification for taking over Canada

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

All this talk of the Eagles doing a tush push on Jalen Hurts but I couldn’t help but wonder…. who was going to push my tush?

submitted 114 days ago • 1 comment

“Somehow heartbreak feels good in a place like this” - I say at a bar as I lose my DraftKings Super Bowl coin toss bet

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

This is unfortunately going to live rent free in my mind for a while

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

Most stressed I’ve been watching an episode of Drag Race in a long time

submitted 116 days ago • 1 comment

Waking up and seeing your front door unlocked is so fun like did I just forget to lock it last night or did someone break in and steal something?? We’ll never know!

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

The least hottest thing a man can say is he went to bar trivia and got 5th place

submitted 118 days ago • 1 comment

BREAKING: Mitch McConnell’s bones

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

Never felt more compelled to apply to be on Survivor so I can escape the US for a month

submitted 118 days ago • 1 comment

Definitely feeling the happiest I’ve felt so far in 2025 🥲

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Nothing grabs my attention faster than starting out with “hey diva”

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Survived btw

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Came home to my apartment smelling pretty smoky but everything seems okay? Stay tuned to see if I make it through the night!

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

The Uber interaction as old as time

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

My toxic work trait is I rarely, if ever, accept meeting invites. If you put something on my calendar there’s a 99% chance I show up, it’s just never my instinct to hit accept

submitted 132 days ago • 4 comments

Not turning on my heat so my cats are forced to cuddle with me for survival

submitted 133 days ago • 2 comments

Fellow Pokemon TCG Pocket friends: Putting out a feeler that if/when trading becomes available, I’ll be in the market for an Arcanine ex and a Gen Apex Raichu 👀

submitted 133 days ago • 1 comment

We’re all feeling this right

submitted 133 days ago • 1 comment

Still accepting applications for a midnight kiss

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

Saying “oh yeah?” while sexting is very starfish behavior

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

My mom admitted that she googled “where to buy clothes for gay men” when shopping for me

submitted 160 days ago • 4 comments