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This is how I relax

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Anyone know what's going on in the York PA area? Both hospitals are apparently on lockdown with gunshot victims.

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Jameson chewing on a ball next to Bella #DogsOfBluesky #Dogs

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@bsky.app a phrase I muted showed in my feed because it was in italics.

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Feature request: ability to mute posts with images that don't have alt text #FeatureRequest

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The only thing about irresponsible dog owners are dog owners who do this. You’re better off leaving the dog poop on the ground without the bag! #Dogs #DogOwners

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WOMAN: oh wise Solomon, tell us: who is the mother of this child? BABY: immediately pisses on Solomon's robe SOLOMON: okay. all right. I've got an idea.

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The other half texted me, “Your great”, and I replied, “No, you're great". They’ve been really happy and smiling at me all weekend. I just corrected their grammar. Don't need to be so excited.

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Lucky got out in the snow #DogsOfBluesky #Dogs

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Liking "slow horses", but I wish they would stick to either using first or last names and not switch. I have a hard enough time following so many different characters.

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Found my phone in my front yard this morning. We walked to a neighbor's to have a couple drinks and apparently I dropped my phone on the way back. I thought it was dead but I guess I just turned it off?

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Is apple maps still bad? Door dash drivers occasionally call to ask which room we're in. Apple maps has been taking them to a hotel on a different named road, about a mile away.

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🗣..Torture is Torture, Murder is Murder,Animals are no different from any other animal ...yes that includes humans too! #vegan #bekind #cats #dogs #animals #meat #truck #earth #culture #woke .. 👀 💔🐓🐑🐮🐷🐸🐕🐖🐄🐌🐣🦀🐠🐎🐰🐡🐇🦃☠️👀

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Wife and I decided we're going to jackhammer a hole in the basement floor, dig down 3-4 ft and bury a plastic skeleton. We'll pour concrete over the hole and wait for the funny

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Lucky says good morning #DogsOfBluesky #dogs

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Scrolling through old photos and found this of Bella from 2018, 7 years old.

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A town across the river from Three Mile Island (currently shut down) has a sense of humor about it. Watch as the first annual New Year's nuclear meltdown happens in Goldsboro. www.ydr.com/videos/news/...

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They took my advice.

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Face of Wisdom

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I just saw the term "going on wax". I looked it up because ppl sometimes get mad if you ask them to define terms that are familiar to many ppl they know. Result: 3 that use the phrase w/o definition. Does it mean "recorded" or "on record", like on a wax cylinder?

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I kept changing my mind which Carter cartoon i should go with. Here's all three.

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It’s the most wonderful time Of the year ☀️

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Pizza delivery driver's gps took him to an address about 2 miles away and he called me so I kept him on the phone and gave him directions as he drove.

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Why may I not sleep happily every second, forever, or simply not exist.

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To me, this is art. The top/bottom hand placement instead of left/right, one hand facing in, the other out, making it look like a struggle. And the mirror looks like a window or portal. The absence of a face. Beautiful

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I remain convinced that if you resort to convenient bigotry to win votes, the people whose votes you gained will eventually vote for a more sincere bigot, while the people you abandoned will never trust you again.

submitted 62 days ago • 25 comments

Friends used to ask me if I did computer work on the side and I'm stupid, so instead of realizing they needed computer help I thought they were just making conversation. I would joke, "Yes, but I charge $50/hr but it's like the phone co. (old landline). 61 sec=$100, 181 sec=$150, etc". No more reqs

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Jameson was my stepson's dog before my stepson died. My stepdaughter sent this pic of Jameson when he was a puppy. Can you find him? Now puppy

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Visiting the neighbors and Abigail is watching the door. Sorry for the blur, I get shakey taking pictures sometimes. #Dogs #DogsOfBluesky

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Wife gave her mother a shirt that says, "I don't have a favorite child, but if I did it would be my son-in-law" (I'm the son-in-law) Is this post a humble-brag or virtue-signaling?

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

It's a tough time of the year. Could two followers please copy & re-post this message to show that someone is always there? Please reach out for the assistance you need if you need it. National Suicide Prevention Hotline UK: 0800 689 5652 US: 1-800-273-8255 Canada: 1.833.456.4566

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Wee Daisy politely relaxing on the blanket. I love it when she folds her paws like that, shes cute and she knows it! #photography #dogs #chihuahua #sonyalpha #cute

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

Wife says I was talking in my sleep last night. She asked me to stop and I replied with, "I'll try but I doubt it'll happen" and continued reciting words that begin with the letter "L" for some reason.

This is how I relax

Anyone know what's going on in the York PA area? Both hospitals are apparently on lockdown with gunshot victims.

Jameson chewing on a ball next to Bella #DogsOfBluesky #Dogs

@bsky.app a phrase I muted showed in my feed because it was in italics.

Feature request: ability to mute posts with images that don't have alt text #FeatureRequest

The only thing about irresponsible dog owners are dog owners who do this. You’re better off leaving the dog poop on the ground without the bag! #Dogs #DogOwners

WOMAN: oh wise Solomon, tell us: who is the mother of this child? BABY: immediately pisses on Solomon's robe SOLOMON: okay. all right. I've got an idea.

The other half texted me, “Your great”, and I replied, “No, you're great". They’ve been really happy and smiling at me all weekend. I just corrected their grammar. Don't need to be so excited.

Lucky got out in the snow #DogsOfBluesky #Dogs

Liking "slow horses", but I wish they would stick to either using first or last names and not switch. I have a hard enough time following so many different characters.

Found my phone in my front yard this morning. We walked to a neighbor's to have a couple drinks and apparently I dropped my phone on the way back. I thought it was dead but I guess I just turned it off?

Is apple maps still bad? Door dash drivers occasionally call to ask which room we're in. Apple maps has been taking them to a hotel on a different named road, about a mile away.

🗣..Torture is Torture, Murder is Murder,Animals are no different from any other animal ...yes that includes humans too! #vegan #bekind #cats #dogs #animals #meat #truck #earth #culture #woke .. 👀 💔🐓🐑🐮🐷🐸🐕🐖🐄🐌🐣🦀🐠🐎🐰🐡🐇🦃☠️👀

Wife and I decided we're going to jackhammer a hole in the basement floor, dig down 3-4 ft and bury a plastic skeleton. We'll pour concrete over the hole and wait for the funny

Lucky says good morning #DogsOfBluesky #dogs

Scrolling through old photos and found this of Bella from 2018, 7 years old.

A town across the river from Three Mile Island (currently shut down) has a sense of humor about it. Watch as the first annual New Year's nuclear meltdown happens in Goldsboro. www.ydr.com/videos/news/...

They took my advice.

Face of Wisdom

I just saw the term "going on wax". I looked it up because ppl sometimes get mad if you ask them to define terms that are familiar to many ppl they know. Result: 3 that use the phrase w/o definition. Does it mean "recorded" or "on record", like on a wax cylinder?

I kept changing my mind which Carter cartoon i should go with. Here's all three.

It’s the most wonderful time Of the year ☀️

Pizza delivery driver's gps took him to an address about 2 miles away and he called me so I kept him on the phone and gave him directions as he drove.

Why may I not sleep happily every second, forever, or simply not exist.

To me, this is art. The top/bottom hand placement instead of left/right, one hand facing in, the other out, making it look like a struggle. And the mirror looks like a window or portal. The absence of a face. Beautiful

I remain convinced that if you resort to convenient bigotry to win votes, the people whose votes you gained will eventually vote for a more sincere bigot, while the people you abandoned will never trust you again.

Friends used to ask me if I did computer work on the side and I'm stupid, so instead of realizing they needed computer help I thought they were just making conversation. I would joke, "Yes, but I charge $50/hr but it's like the phone co. (old landline). 61 sec=$100, 181 sec=$150, etc". No more reqs

Jameson was my stepson's dog before my stepson died. My stepdaughter sent this pic of Jameson when he was a puppy. Can you find him? Now puppy

Visiting the neighbors and Abigail is watching the door. Sorry for the blur, I get shakey taking pictures sometimes. #Dogs #DogsOfBluesky

Wife gave her mother a shirt that says, "I don't have a favorite child, but if I did it would be my son-in-law" (I'm the son-in-law) Is this post a humble-brag or virtue-signaling?

It's a tough time of the year. Could two followers please copy & re-post this message to show that someone is always there? Please reach out for the assistance you need if you need it. National Suicide Prevention Hotline UK: 0800 689 5652 US: 1-800-273-8255 Canada: 1.833.456.4566

Wee Daisy politely relaxing on the blanket. I love it when she folds her paws like that, shes cute and she knows it! #photography #dogs #chihuahua #sonyalpha #cute

Wife says I was talking in my sleep last night. She asked me to stop and I replied with, "I'll try but I doubt it'll happen" and continued reciting words that begin with the letter "L" for some reason.

If I keep saying tweet I’m sorry it’s just that none of it matters

I tried to Scroll on a menu tonight.

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