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I wonder if there’s a way to get some stick on stained glass on these pitched West facing windows. The light that comes in through them is insane.

If Donald Trump weighs 224 then I’m Margot Robbie.

Kamala Harris never would’ve crashed the stock market in two months. Racism has a direct monetary penalty.

Damn , did Elon card get declined?

It’s funny that the target group for email and text scams LOVE Elon Musk and Donald Trump.

New Fuck/Marry/Kill has dropped

Maya Angelou famously said “When someone shows you who they are , believe them”. I believe John Fetterman.

Keep your foot on their necks @schumer.senate.gov

🚨BREAKING🚨 You have more in common with that Trans athlete you demonize, than the Billionaire you idolize.

I have an unsettling amount of unprompted dreams about the Moon exploding.

J D Vance is an emotional little bitch. 🤣

Why does Donald Trump have 14 different phone numbers in Epsteins phone book?! Is this because of trans people or DEI?

For every Black person that wins an Oscar, Trump is gonna cut Medicaid by $880 Billion dollars.

Eggs prices were supposed to go down, not airplanes.

A question every journalist should be asking any Republican near a camera or microphone going into March, “If Musk and Trump are finding the savings they claim in eliminating departments, the federal workforce, and programs why do we need to raise the debt ceiling?”

Yes, Long Live the King.

If Buttigieg had been Transportation Secretary and 10+ planes had crashed in less than a month yall would be tryna send him to Gitmo.

My favorite part about Valentine’s Day is that all of my friends and family see the date and realize they forgot my birthday the week before and suddenly text me telling me how they were busy that day. 🤣

If George Soros son, at the resolute desk told Joe Biden “you’re not the real President , you need to go away” Fox News would be calling Kamala Harris to invoke the 25th amendment.

Trump was so mad about Kendrick that he eliminated the coin of the President who did something that republicans today would call Woke.

Biden should invite the Eagles to his house.

The Eagles/Kendrick combo jolted my spirit back to life.

The only illegal immigrant coming to take your job is a White Dude from South Africa.

I’m 90 days free from having to see the hard onset sudden opinions on everything under the sun from the dumbest and most out of touch people I went to high school with.

It’s been 13… FUCKING… DAYS.

Lady Gaga said “ do you ugly mother fuckers remember Music videos?!”

Beyoncé sharing that moment with her daughter by her side was amazing

Hey if the Department of Education is going to be closed , can we have a Blue State national education standard system setup. It’s a serious threat and we shouldn’t be looking to an administration who disdains thought and knowledge to dictate standards.

The stock markets Monday morning

Trump is going to crash a plane for every indictment.

Happy Tariffs day to all those who pretended Biden’s economy was bad!!

We did it guys, we’re Great again.

People who were raised wrong will pretend you’re the problem for not meeting them half way.

Jut for context , the people who voted for the picture on the right said the prices on the left were “DESTROYING AMERICA”