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I am only attracted to oversized, fuzzy, anime forest spirits. I'm completely and 100% Totorosexual.

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The #Marvel FanClowns calling for Magneto to be a Holocaust survivor, are idiots. It's 2025, and that would make Magneto ~100 years old? It's time to adapt the story, and human slavery is #2 in line for "Most oppressive thing to ever happen to human beings". Suggestion: Cope heavily. #MCU

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There's something about Doom: The Dark Ages that doesn't feel right, and I'm not quite sure what it is. Im trying to reserve my judgement until I'm done, but I'm having a hard time feeling like the game is pulling me in like Eternal did. What do you think it is? #Doom #DoomTheDarkAges #Gaming

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Movie you've watched more than six times using gifs. (No Star Wars, Star Trek, or Lord of the Rings)

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Anyone who purchases and/or wears this hat, is a verified traitor to the United States of America.

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Companion fantastic! A techno-thriller that touches on abuse, toxic relationships, and the human need to control things, while exploring the dangers/moral dilemmas presented by the existence artificial intelligence. Sophie Thatcher and Jack Quaid are rapidly rising to A-List #horror #horrorsky

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I'm liking Daredevil: Born Again, but it's like 95% Matt Murdock battling inner demons and like 5% Daredevil being born again.

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🎶On my front porch with a gun Taking aim to shoot someone And it makes me feel so fine, I'll just ignore the cops.🎶 Hip hip

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

I really enjoyed The Bondsman, but it's definitely not as good or as interesting as Reaper. The premise is nearly identical, but the Bondsman isn't nearly as fun or charming. #horror #horrorsky

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

If you watch Y2K expecting some well crafted, piece of art-house horror, you will be disappointed. It's an insane throwback to 90s horror, soaked in nostalgia. It's B-movie fun with touches of brilliance. Try not to take it seriously and enjoy the ride. There's good stuff here. #horror #horrorsky

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

Thor's rewrite in Ragnarok, and subsequently Infinity War, Endgame, and Love & Thunder demonstrates that the concept of worthiness rests in favor of being either an arrogant prick or a slovenly, lethargic, revenge fueled jerk. At these points, Thor should have not been able to lift Mjolnir. #Marvel

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The Parenting starts out strong, but loses its luster as the film goes on. It's very funny and it's definitely an homage to Beetlejuice in many ways. It just struggles to find its voice, and doesn't have a sturdy enough foundation to lean on jokes in the way it does throughout. #horror #horrorsky

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I feel like people are too hard on #Netflix films. I liked The Electric State. A popcorn action flick that knows exactly what it is. It has more good moments than bad moments, it's funny, and manages to tell a pretty cohesive story, given it's somewhat bonkers subject matter. #movies #moviesky

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

YouTube cooking channels will start off in someone's home w/ a video like "A Simple and Quick Way to Improve Your Cheeseburger Skills". Then they blow up, and will make a video like "Here's How To Grill a 72oz A5 Tomahawk on a $7,500 Tarrison Grill Using Hand Squeezed Olive Oil From Tuscany."

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

I enjoyed Starve Acre! It's a moody-broody British folk-horror film that really takes its time building an eerie-dreary atmosphere filled w/ grief, trauma, and terror. It's carried HEAVILY by nuanced performances from Matt Smith and Morfydd Clarke and the score is haunting. #horror #horrorsky

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

I really liked Heretic! It's a "trapped-in-a-labyrinth" film centered around faith, with really clever writing and an out-of-the-box performance by Hugh Grant that was really fun to watch. I wanted it to end differently, but I still really liked the ending. Good stuff here. #horror #horrorsky

submitted 110 days ago • 2 comments

Well, this comic was friggin' amazing. Think Dexter having a weird baby with The Berenstain Bears. I couldn't put it down. Expertly paced, grotesque, and oddly charming. @patrickhorvath.bsky.social just absolutely knocked this one out of the park! MORE STUFF LIKE THIS PLEASE! #Comics #Comicsky

submitted 118 days ago • 1 comment

Pretty weird of the "Let's Go Brandon" crowd to get upset when someone says "Fuck Trump."

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

I don't want to be a Negative Nicholas, but I'm starting to think that Trump might miss that 24 hour deadline to end the Russia-Ukraine war.

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

My fuckups at work typically consist of, "I forgot to adjust the schedule for your PTO request" or "I sent the wrong email to the wrong vendor". I couldn't imagine going to work and saying "Whoopsie, I accidentally ruined the entire Ebola prevention program for the United States of America."

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Ryu, Ken, Leonardo, and Raphael are either getting their spines ripped out, or crushed to death by a gigantic robot dinosaur. Considering Scorpion and Sub-Zero 's animalities are a polar bear and a literal scorpion, I'm giving this fight to the Power Rangers. #MortalKombat #nerd #nerdsky #fight

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Michael Cera Blanka isn't real. He can't hurt you. #StreetFighter

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I didn't need to see this, but I'm glad I did. It's extremely accurate and totally not AI generated. #elonmusk #trump

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

Honestly, if you're still on Twitter and have any opinions that are not directly in line with Trump and Elon Musk, I would STRONGLY urge you to delete your account right now and never look back. Who knows how that walking ethical deficiency is going to weaponize your data in the future?

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I'm taking The Thing, The Naked Gun, and The Neverending Story. #film #filmsky #movies #moviesky

submitted 134 days ago • 1 comment

Dark Match from the Creator of Wolfcop, Lowell Dean. This movie was pretty ridiculous. Totally campy, over-the-top, cult-horror told through the lens of independent pro wrestling. I wouldn't say that this was a GREAT movie, but it's good, dumb fun. #horror #horrorsky

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I'm developing an existential-paranoia drenched game show for Netflix called "Am I Cake?"

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This was really fun, but on a sensory level, I'd liken it to watching a strobe light go off for an hour and fifty minutes. Jim Carrey's performance is worth the price of admission alone. Keanu Reeves is perfect, and the kids will love it. #Sonic3 #Filmsky #Movies

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Gaming journalists have reduced themselves to reading a single, mild criticism of a game in a reddit comment thread and then rush to print "Gamers SLAM (insert game title)." or "(insert game here) faces MAJOR BACKLASH over new update.". Don't click on links like that. #Videogames #gamersky

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Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!

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Dear Google Photos Memories: What the fuck did I ever do to you? Ceasefire!

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Christmas tree goals. #horror #horrorsky #filmsky #movies

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I feel like I should defend #Joker with my last breath. I loved it. It's: "What if Travis Bickle survived the events of Taxi Driver and the sequel was a musical?". It tells such a bleak story about mental illness and the modern glamorization of psychopaths in such a bizarre way. #filmsky #movies

submitted 189 days ago • 0 comments

Forget Elf on a Shelf, give me a Ghostbuster on a Toast De-cruster! #Ghostbusters #filmsky #movies

submitted 194 days ago • 0 comments

How about: You cannot hold public office if you are over 65 years of age. Get elected when you're 64? Great, you're done at 68. We have people in office who were old enough to vote for Nixon, and that's ridiculous.

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I didn't hate this! The pilot covers a lot of ground very quickly, but good performances all around. Patrick Gibson nails it. Directing gets a little cheesy at times with a few too many "winks" to the audience. It's very fun, though! One of the better entries in the series for sure. #dexter

submitted 194 days ago • 0 comments

The generation that promised us everything is ensuring that we get nothing.

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My top 10 #Horror movies of 2024 1: The Substance 2: Alien: Romulus 3: MadS 4: The First Omen 5: Oddity 6: Infested 7: Abigail 8: Late Night With The Devil 9: Longlegs 10: Smile 2 Honorable mentions to: - Cuckoo - Maxxxine #Horrorsky #Filmsky #Movies #Shudder

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