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christianherriot.bsky.social
I find that even if I completely nail the dark, gravely voice, no one believes I'm Batman.
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They do group text. We should do group hex. Pass it on 🪄

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I can't emphasize enough that the most important thing journalists can do right now is publish exactly this kind of article

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Are any countries offering to take Americans in?

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Chasten and I are relieved that Governor Shapiro and his family are safe. While we wait to learn more, this much is clear: the targeting of a public official and his family - especially a prominent Jewish official on a major Jewish holiday - is unconscionable and has no place in our country.

submitted 4 days ago • 914 comments

Got ghost?

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X 23

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Just remembered i post about non political things

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Called my congressman who voted for the SAVE act. Me: What documents will I need to vote if this passes? Staffer: a DL and birth certificate. Me: The documents don’t match Staffer: Then a marriage certificate. Me: Will my husband need the marriage certificate too? Staffer: No Me: See the problem?

submitted 6 days ago • 1654 comments

@schumer.senate.gov vote no, my guy. I'll give you a simple tool. Until January 2026, if you find yourself wondering what to do, the answer is no

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what a delightfully charming oopsie from the septuagenarian with the nuclear codes 👍👍 www.cbsnews.com/news/h-r-mcm...

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@heardislandgov.bsky.social have you seen this? Maybe help you avoid the tariffs? Or mount assaults on seals? Maybe relocate your factory to the US even

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Yes, the stock market may be tanking and our national security apparatus has never been more vulnerable and we're on the verge of both economic collapse and war, but it was all worth it to keep pronouns out of email signatures.

submitted 14 days ago • 276 comments

Nothing - absolutely nothing - prevented news organizations from running this headline before the election, when it was equally true as now and could have made a difference.

submitted 15 days ago • 8 comments

I kinda want Hillary, Nancy, Barry, Chuck, Carville to just be quiet.

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ATTN FEDERAL WORKERS: It has come to my attention that several agencies are now offering WiFi for you to use with your PERSONAL devices. If I were you, I would NOT use that WiFi. I suspect it's a way for DOGE to monitor your personal communications.

submitted 15 days ago • 839 comments

This hasn't gotten enough attention. Very effective questioning by Rep. @crow.house.gov in span of 3 mins 1. exposes how Hegseth endangered servicemembers' lives 2. shows that a scandal upon the scandal is the failure to take responsibility Crow is a U.S. Army veteran (Bronze Star Medal)

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