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Wordle 1,464 5/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟨⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I mean I am pretty sure I’m having some kind of seizure so I’m pretty proud that I got through it I only got the first word though, the others were just guesses, I couldn’t find the flow #ZenWordle

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“No, I wanna see the WaPo advance obituary on that motherfucker so we can clarify some shit before they get the chance to run it.”

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If the world ends before I finish Fantasy Life i, before I start Guardians of Azuma, and before Powerwash Sim 2 even comes out, on this, the day of my mother’s untimely departure from this world, What makes you think I will listen to what you have to say and think, “Oh, reasonable, carry on”?

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I found ancient Trump memes because I have an unclean photo roll and these were in with my vacation photos because I couldn’t enjoy my time away without a little morbid laffin and goofin Enjoy

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amtrak’s marketing team gets it

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Lord save us from Christians who didn’t do the reading.

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This is incredibly beautiful storytelling.

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Wordle 1,463 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 All the ICE footage has been getting to me; I suppose my third guess was appropriate, if not savvy. #ZenWordle

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“I can’t get into my PO Box, maybe it’s overstuffed?” “No, here’s your handful of mail from the last three months. You’re locked out because you never reapplied after your mom died.” Not what I needed with that anniversary approaching. I paid, but they need ID. Come back, they say. I did it today.

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Rune Factory 3 Rune Factory 4 Fantasy Life iykyk

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While we wait for the Supreme Court to rule in a critical redistricting case from Louisiana, this is what the GOP is up to in Texas and Ohio. Remember the GOP's plan is to make it harder for you to vote and easier for them to cheat.

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Wordle 1,462 5/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 “Disregard my entire monologue on lividity” you knoW I WILL GOTDAM YOU HOLES Not feeling very #ZenWordle

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I just noticed someone who follows half the accounts on this site unfollowed me and I hope it was my goofy wordle posts because I was sick of the wine and board game thirst traps

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Millions and millions of them tbh That’s why they voted for him

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gm

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30+ years later and I’m still on my bullshit with this. Except I usually treble the Run! It just sounds better that way. Also? I sing Maria’s song. Fffffff-

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Wordle 1,461 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 My two guesses made me uncomfy. But they gave me every single letter. Can you guess what Zen brought me today? 😹😹😹 #ZenWordle

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I’m thinking straight clove oil directly onto the inside of my mouth to kill the pain via the “kick the end table to get rid of your headache” method I can’t get the pain to stop 🫠 Haven’t tried clove oil before but it comes horribly recommended 🙃😭

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Laces on, cut ‘em up G-Dawg

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Jon Stewart asks: How many gun deaths is too many for the GOP?

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I have to get better at quote posting instead of reply posting. I know nobody wants to read my posts to begin with, I oughta take my nonsense elsewhere 🫠

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