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christiosaurus.bsky.social
Indirect sunlight, dinosaurs and CHEESE! Cheesemonger by trade and love.
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another sad case of a good kid gone bad

submitted 6 days ago • 30 comments

Took off my ankle weights and ended up on the roof again

submitted 19 days ago • 25 comments

I can’t sing but I do know how to have fun at the beach.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

I didn’t need to be called out like this #PhantomBrave

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Fabergé was just a bit ahead of his time on egg prices.

submitted 27 days ago • 6 comments

A cooking show... But it's just me getting stoned and mixing different flavors of chips.

submitted 26 days ago • 3 comments

I’m kinda like if a haunted Kmart had depression.

submitted 26 days ago • 31 comments

"what do you want to be when you grow up?" me:

submitted 26 days ago • 16 comments

I know I’m a little late but I’m absolutely addicted to this game youtu.be/OqsmwdtuPC4?...

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

you can tell a lot about a person based on whether they use lamps (balanced, gracious, empathetic) or overhead lights (chaotic, deranged, murderer)

submitted 27 days ago • 47 comments

Me begging Danny McBride to make the Righteous Gemstones go on forever

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

"still punk as fuck" i whisper as i binge the great british baking show

submitted 99 days ago • 44 comments

When I buy the ramen that costs 3 dollars and comes with a little packet of seasoning oil instead of the 50 cent Maruchan ramen

submitted 30 days ago • 16 comments

Might fuck around and break 0 women's sports world records later

submitted 29 days ago • 8 comments

Just a sun dog in her favorite habitat.

submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments

It may be 4:51pm on January 19th, but my husband has the audacity to be grinching around the house and making up songs about himself taking christmas. RIP snowman Elvis 🖤

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments