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Professional musician based in VA M.M., OU B.M., MSU ■ Multimillionare (streams) ■ High living (register) ■ Living the dream (real)
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It's 2007 again. The TV flickers to life, you press the power button, and grab your Wiimote. You're not even sure what you want to play yet, but you don't mind that... You just smile and remember how good life is right now. And that's enough.

submitted 43 days ago • 91 comments

#NeverForgetJanuary6th

submitted 44 days ago • 226 comments

yeah december 12th 2012 was a cool date bur wait until december 34th 2056

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

i bet if i asked nicely santa would give me a rematch. i wasn't ready for last time

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

I got my first paycheck! Warn your spouses

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

BREAKING NEWS- Donald Trump announces that I will be replacing the head of the department of awkward elevator rides

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

i mean his name was literally diddy bro. I was sus from the launch

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

Aa of today I've been emailing with twitter for 3 months trying to reset my password. It has taken them 3 months. But yeah, Elon's waste clean worked

submitted 140 days ago • 0 comments

Trying to decide what to burn for dinner so I can order pizza

submitted 141 days ago • 33 comments

relocating and disassociating

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

do you have any idea how long it took me to get this audacity

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

bro he cut cancer research. how much more needs to happen for people to stop being evil and realize

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

Image projected onto Tesla's factory in Berlin

submitted 157 days ago • 891 comments

wasabi just had me on the floor but i still stand

submitted 157 days ago • 0 comments

there is legitimately no counter for this- if you voted for and still support donald trump, you don't know anything. you're not intelligent. bottom line

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments

i still don't know how google made a social media platform and it sunk so bad

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments

i'm glad it's back tho ❤️❤️❤️ thank you to my president

submitted 159 days ago • 0 comments

having an intense craving for gulf of american food

submitted 159 days ago • 8 comments

had our annual hearing exam in pairs last week and the instructor started speaking louder after we finished so i dunno

submitted 159 days ago • 0 comments

watched shark tank for the first time hoping for a completely different concept. 1/10, not even filmed near an ocean

submitted 159 days ago • 0 comments

still vouch that kamala woulda won the election if she did a griddy

submitted 159 days ago • 0 comments

New on MSNBC: Vice President Harris will fly back to Los Angeles today with an all-female U.S. Air Force crew — the first time an all-female crew has operated a C-33.   Upon landing, Harris will visit a local fire station and then distribute food to community members impacted by the wildfires.

submitted 159 days ago • 951 comments

like a pheonix from the ashes of his 14 hour grave, tiktok has returned

submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments

tiktok? now that's a name i haven't heard in a long, long time

submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments

i have a great idea for a tiktok video does anyone know how I set up an account

submitted 161 days ago • 12 comments

oh ho ho! looks like gobungo shut down and its users are migrating to florp. you’ll find us elder florpians don’t take kindly to you savage gobungans

submitted 160 days ago • 64 comments

congress has been presented with the rednote security threat. this means the ONLY reason they'd uphold the ban is if they were doing this for lobbying and insider trading. it no longer has anything to do with security concerns

submitted 162 days ago • 0 comments

this country is kinda dumb

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments

me: do you think chewbacca has pecs or a trail of tiny teats like a piglet uber driver: why did you sit in the front

submitted 164 days ago • 0 comments

tiktok be like "have you heard of the friday night theory" and it's just that people like to have fun on friday night

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

Here's my desktop for my Dell Dimension. What would you play first, and what am I missing?

submitted 166 days ago • 154 comments

*holding a box* did you get me bees again me from a distance "just open it"

submitted 166 days ago • 0 comments

highly politicial, be ware

submitted 166 days ago • 0 comments

you know what just ban it. the only thing worse than a tiktok ban is a tiktok buyout by the most failed entrepreneur in american history

submitted 166 days ago • 2 comments