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I write children’s books. I also teach writing and language arts. Not sure which job I love more. For more about me and the words I make up, click on these blue letters: https://christopherhealy.com/
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It just occurred to me that the singer's request for a '54 convertible in "Santa Baby" was probably intended to show her desire for a brand new car, and not, as I've always interpreted it, to show that she's a collector of cool, old vintage vehicles.

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1. A teacher in Ohio who has worked at the same public school for 34 years was suspended without pay and threatened with termination for offering four books in her classroom library that contained LGBTQ characters. She's fighting back.

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This fascinating poll and accompanying article were written and developed by my brilliant daughter. But I’d be reposting it even if it weren’t.

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Me: What the hell was I doing on February 5th? Me 2 minutes later: Ah, that explains it.

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To be fair she does look like a chicken.

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Geez, Wordle. Snark much?

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Surprise science lesson! Apparently, the “emergency” water you put in storage after Hurricane Sandy can evaporate even if the containers are never opened, leaving you with nothing but empty plastic jugs and a gratefulness that you haven’t lost your water service again since then.

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Ballerina. 🩰

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How much do I love that I made a post saying my feed was lacking in cute animal content and subsequently I got followed by a slew of animal accounts? (The answer is “a lot,” btw. I love it a lot.)

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I know a waistcoat is something else entirely, but that’s really what cummerbunds should have been called.

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I don't want to cast doubt on the impeccable dependability of google AI, but I don't remember this particular plot twist in du Maurier's REBECCA

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Where are all the funny animal pic accounts? Is there a starter pack for that? My feed doesn’t have nearly enough funny animal videos.

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This is the news I am here for.

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It sickens me that this type of thing even has to happen, but bravo, Amanda Jones, for continuing to take the fight back to the banners and harassers. #FreedomtoRead #LibrariansRule

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Who else has ever spent close to a full minute trying to wipe up a “stain” that turned out to be a shadow?

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I know I’ve been on here for a while and still haven’t said anything yet, but I’m waiting until I can think of something super deep and witty for my first post.

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