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I don't accept this level of energy. This level of energy in the dressing room will result in disaster. We will not meet our objectives. It's time to wake up.
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Optimum Nutrition Gold Standard 100% Whey Double Rich Chocolate is a genuinely delicious product.

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Are you not appetized?

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I just thought an Audi RS7 was a Kia Stinger. My apologies to that guy.

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Concept for your consideration: Drag queen named Lad Gaga.

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Connecting with her on LinkedIn will certainly be worth the risk.

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Retweet if you are bricked up. Favourite if you are bunged up.

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Was the meal adequate?

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a column on wojciech szczesny, and barcelona, and why happiness is not enough www.theguardian.com/football/202...

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I'm feeling fat and sassy.

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Everybody loves Raymond noodles.

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Thanks to your favourite brands, life is worth living!

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Kool-Aid Jammer is my performance fuel of choice.

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I'm in hell!

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It won't surprise you that I hate the name 'Benson Boone'.

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I am excruciated.

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I love to wait for, for instance, a soft pretzel.

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USA? I don't rate him.

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'USA'? I don't know 'USA'.

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Get In The Bin.

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How are Cam Fowler and Cam Barker not the same guy?

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I call for Gunther Fehlinger to call for Canada to join EU.

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Jar Jar drives a Nissan Murano.

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Jordan 'Get In The Bin' Binnington.

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youtu.be/8dH-vBtd7Rs

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I bought a taro/oolong/coconut milk bubble tea and it kind of tastes like alcohol.

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This attack will lead us to glory

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Olivia Wilde nodding GIF.

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Who's gonna win the Super Bowl? Well, my money's on the American Jets.

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What is the psychographic profile of a person who goes to Costco and builds a cart that looks like this?

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Why do Teslas, which are covered in cameras and sensors, always have heavily curb-rashed wheels?

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Wow. You can really taste the cooked pork.

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It's so important to eat literally anything.

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Have you ever noticed that Ziploc freezer bags claim to be microwave-safe?

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#genuary28 infinite scroll. I read on depths of Wikipedia about a popular webpage in the 90s where a student Ethan Mollick, was trying to source all the different ways you can say “I can eat glass, it does not hurt me” in different languages, (1/2) Music by @gargaj.umlaut.hu

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I can't deny it: I love walking around.

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I had to disclose to a zoomer intern at work - who believes that I am between 24 and 26 - that my preferred genres of music are 'indie and electro'. My cover is probably blown.

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My hair, my style.

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