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Here's me very oiled up before @chrisubik.bsky.social and I shot with candle wax poured over me. I will be bringing baby oil to figure shoots more often, thanks to this session. #fineart #fineartnude #figuremodel #figurestudy #artisticnudity #ncmodel #travelingmodel #artmodel

submitted 19 days ago • 3 comments

beyond parody www.ft.com/content/a0df...

submitted 28 days ago • 16 comments

And just like that, Ivy whirls her way into the bsky Universe, tits out and surrounded by billowing fabric. Would you expect any less from a Goddess? 😘 @chrisubik.bsky.social on the lens

submitted 33 days ago • 2 comments

Literally every company now youtube.com/shorts/hL9pl...

submitted 40 days ago • 107 comments

Me and the three people who read my skeets.

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

I haven’t been loving my Sony A7R III since purchasing it and came thiiiiiis close to trading her in this weekend. It’s kinda heavy and full frame lenses exacerbate that problem. So today I got myself something light and svelte: the 40mm 2.5 G. Totally changes the handling for the better!

submitted 48 days ago • 2 comments

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you? While there is a 100% chance of rescue, it is equally likely that you will be exposed to shenanigans that will make you wonder if you were safer with the kidnappers 😏

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This 2025 stop calling yourself a "content creator" You're an artist, graphic designer, a video editor, an entertainer, musician, a streamer, a cook, a craftsman, an animator, a storyteller, a writer, a painter, a woodworker, a tailor... You are not a faceless "content" machine.

submitted 56 days ago • 140 comments

The second floor of the #LEGO Jazz club is complete! I was going to wait until this weekend to complete the build, but I’m feeling bold in the new year.

submitted 55 days ago • 2 comments

every time I see a mutual post some piece of AI shit, I die a little more inside - why don't you just stab me with a fucking ice pick instead

submitted 56 days ago • 14 comments

If you’re excited for 2025 you’re a fucking moron. The Washington Post is going to announce a Democracy Summit hosted by Mike Lindell. CNN will give Bari Weiss a show called “Cancel Queen.” The January 6th Choir will perform live on CBS Mornings with The Piano Guys

submitted 57 days ago • 18 comments

The ground floor of the #LEGO Jazz Club is complete! I got this set for Christmas and as it is rainy today in the North Carolina Piedmont, I figured now is the best time to dive in. This set has three floors, but I’m calling it after one. The tips of my fingers are a little tender at the moment.

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Last week, Megan and I went to Disney World to celebrate our 17th wedding anniversary. Not only that: we did so sans child! Which honestly was a very mixed bag. I enjoyed the freedom to move at the pace my 55-year-old frame was comfortable with, but I missed having her there almost every moment.

submitted 60 days ago • 1 comment

#TheReasonForTheSeason

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A Happy Holidays to all 🖖🖖😁 #StarTrek #StarTrekLowerDecks

submitted 63 days ago • 12 comments

Merry Christmas to all

submitted 63 days ago • 188 comments

this is put very concisely and I just wanna report from middle age that you can fight this within yourself. it happens! you soften! but you just keep checking in with yourself and being sure that softening is toward people who are threatened, who have it worse than you. simple internal housekeeping!

submitted 63 days ago • 19 comments

This is a great reminder that "Christmas in Prison" is the greatest song ever written, and I'm grateful for the seasonal aspect of it because otherwise I would be singing it until the words lost meaning.

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If this is a difficult season for you I want you to know that the band that had a hit with the blender song in 1998 thinks you're alright

submitted 65 days ago • 300 comments

How’s everyone’s Tuesday night? Mine is a’ight, I guess 😏

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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...

submitted 71 days ago • 630 comments

This is me, tomorrow.

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On @reactorsff.bsky.social we've got Boimler's transporter twin, Dr. Garak, Holo-Bashir, T'Pol, Curzon Dax, Engineer Mariner, and nine Harry Kims! My review of the single nerdiest episode of STAR TREK ever produced, LOWER DECKS's "Fissure Quest." reactormag.com/tv-review-st...

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment

Got tired of being scolded by out-of-touch traditional media and wrote about Mangione, American healthcare, and what we define as violent. open.substack.com/pub/thespite...

submitted 75 days ago • 178 comments

She’s heeeeeere! Everyone give a warm welcome to the subliminal seductress herself, North Carolina’s very own @ivysublime.bsky.social If it was possible to have a gif AND a photo on this skeet, it would either be Kermit going nuts or the Carlton Dance. #burlesque #BurlesquePerformer

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Who is up for a lovely capture of Miss Candice in my signature monochrome? I love me some short lighting, but we were time-limited and didn’t get more than a few captures. Something for next time! #burlesque #BurlesquePerformer

submitted 76 days ago • 1 comment

I wrote this a year ago, and it's even more relevant today: If 2034 sounds like a long way off, just imagine how extensive that time will seem to the innocent Saudi Arabians currently imprisoned for their words, and who will likely remain behind bars well after a winner has been crowned.

submitted 77 days ago • 2 comments

Miss Candice wanted promo photos for her birthday and who am I to deny such a reasonable request!? These are early edits from a few hours ago. #burlesque #burlesqueperformer

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

In evaluating whether Jesse Singal is acting in good faith, compare and contrast how he portrays criticism here vs. what he does with it when he takes it back to Twitter to his fans there.

submitted 79 days ago • 50 comments