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chriswithans.bsky.social
'Bimonthly' correction enthusiast. 'Antepenultimate' normalization advocate.
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Found a use for BlueSky. As a place to drop hot takes when Twitter is down.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

So many copeholic libs told me they’d “see me in November” after Election Day. Here I am now. Entertain me. You are stupid and courageless Here we are now. Entertain us.

submitted 216 days ago • 0 comments

Five worst polls of 2024: 5. Miami of Ohio Trump just +3 lmaooo 4. Marist Harris +4 National in their final poll. Come on! You had a chance to not be Marist for once and you blew it! 3. Siena’s penultimate Pennsylvania poll, Harris +4 yet again. YOU need to weight by recall.

submitted 216 days ago • 1 comment

Brokered convention?

submitted 217 days ago • 0 comments

Buyer’s remorse?

submitted 217 days ago • 0 comments

Peaked too soon?

submitted 217 days ago • 1 comment

Adam’s bio suggests he already has brain worms and that he has to fight them from taking over his brain

submitted 217 days ago • 0 comments

If you just listened to our warnings you could’ve coped on Twitter in October but no, you wanted the hopium crumbles from Jannsel Zer/Zir, Tin Boner, and Joke Ralstoffsomuch.

submitted 218 days ago • 0 comments

I'm just here to save you all from doing this again in 2026. If you just coped and seethed in October you would be able to seek atonement and redemption in November. But no, you wanted the show. And now you are suffering through a Copepocalypse of Kamalamentations and running from the Reckoning.

submitted 218 days ago • 1 comment

Should’ve stayed there

submitted 218 days ago • 0 comments

So many warnings. So many times we tried to tell you. So many chances for you to cope in October lost, like tears in the rain.

submitted 218 days ago • 0 comments

That’s why you should listen to our warnings

submitted 218 days ago • 0 comments

You can run from the Reckoning but you cannot hide, though I admit it's a bit tiresome to have to enter an entirely new app to give the Copeholic Kamalacrats the Show they so desperately said they wanted.

submitted 218 days ago • 0 comments

So many of us tried to tell you you were misturning your precious keys, but you wouldn't listen because you wanted a show. You wanted the Lichtman Show but no, the Reckoning is the show you will receive.

submitted 218 days ago • 0 comments

So many of us tried to warn you that you would be coping in a copepocalypse now and yet you wouldn't listen, because you wanted a show. Your show is here. Why are you running away from your Reckoning? This is the show you wanted. We tried to warn you.

submitted 218 days ago • 0 comments