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Christmas Cheer Advocate. Too broke for nuance. 20.
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And a extra large white chicken chili

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I may have hawked tuah close to the sun

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Is anyone following Jaguar's rebrand

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Apparently the pronoun pumpkin pie was MY job at liberal Thanksgiving?? Nobody told me things changed so guess we'll have two crybaby cranberry sauces. Fuck this man.

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Your sheriff getting investigated is such a classic American slay

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Reaching between furniture and finding a iPhone charger feels better than. One million dollars

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Spare clout?

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

my friends and i came up with a safe, silly version of russian roulette where instead of using a revolver, we simply vote on the least popular person in the room and beat him to death with our hands

submitted 166 days ago • 11 comments

thinking about the rural town in Illinois called Gays that has about 300 people in it

submitted 105 days ago • 23 comments

Me, after 2 domestic light beers:

submitted 106 days ago • 8 comments

If we all kegel at the same time maybe the rain will go north

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones

submitted 107 days ago • 205 comments

Searching for my blookie

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

That dress is gorgeous

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

I feel the rush

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Calling it now: this site is going to kill Substack before Twitter

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe threads and Bluesky and mastodon and Twitter can all live in equilibrium. Maybe they start falling in love having kids

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like cybertrucks have 6 pack abs on bottom but nobody's ever been down there to look

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

EXACTLY

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

I felt worthless I felt ugly I felt gay

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

THERES ONLY 20 OF YALL?! 😭

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

God bless the U S A.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Not enough ai on this app

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

I cannot tell wat is dat.

submitted 112 days ago • 14 comments

I would like to thank 'tini Tuesday.

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

i mean. can we just call them tweets

submitted 113 days ago • 122 comments

Just found out that my afternoon nap didn't count towards tonight's sleep and actually covered for last nights lack of sleep. I'm torn. #bluckmylife

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

brand new diner serves coke the normal way

submitted 35570 days ago • 138 comments

Reskeet if ur so so sleepy

submitted 112 days ago • 49 comments

Only room for one more... I wonder what it will be

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

I'm going to miss him tbh

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

Good lunch is cool but can someone make a #BadDinner feed?

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

I hate to ask it of you, but can you all please be brave and post your grossest thanksgiving dishes when the time comes? it's vital for this website's prospects

submitted 114 days ago • 42 comments