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I will NOT behold the horrors. (expression of stony resolve softening, warm smile spreading across face) Ah what the hell. Pass me the horrors, brother
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there's no amount of spice that would have me forseeing these events (besides the wally dq)

Melee: The Quest for Sub 3:00

taught my cat to lock in. am i in danger

LIVE SOON www.twitch.tv/btssmash

FOURSIDE FIGHTS. 50. TOMORROW. aka FULLHOUSE FIGHTS feat. @codyschwabssbm.bsky.social @sparkm.bsky.social PGH Carroll and The Family Zilla youtu.be/A-Zl18vcnzY

It’s Get Caved In By Horse Who Can Drive Wednesday

honest question: is there an argument for banning z jump that also doesn't imply you have to ban all keyboard controllers?

will be spending the next week watching every video from this tournament

Aklo 3-2 Nicki in grands as the European tourney runs until 2am (prime time for NA east coast Aklo) what happened to Europe man. Top 8 should’ve been 10am sharp, play to win youtu.be/K3CawSTkiC4?...

Watching Melee maelstrom 3-0 fro116!

2PAC BACK

Lifting update: on the bench 3-4x a week, squat/deadlift 0.5x a week schedule - heavy singles lately have been 270 on bench, 390 on squat, 435 on deadlift. 5 pounds to go for 1100 so obviously I’m benching 5x a week now melee update: hipinferno brought very delicious homemade bread to the local

Watching matches on start.gg just got a big upgrade! Now sets with VODs linked show a YouTube or Twitch icon, and VOD URLs can be automatically assigned via our API!

ive been ghostwriting og kid's tweets for the last five years

conch turn the slippi checker into a pipe bomb

Deadlift improvement strategy the government doesn’t want you to know about: 1. Don’t deadlift 1.5. Do some RDLs and squats and pretend to think about form 2. fuck around and pull a PR on white boy tranq thursday 3. collapse in fatigue, immediately eat 7000 calories 4. Repeat every month

Jfalls my goat I might actually watch shrvivor this season

behold: ginormous FD

The CB2025 Program Guide is live! - Tournament pools - Event and broadcast schedule - Venue maps - Vendor and exhibitor list - Artist Alley artisans - Cosplay Contest details - Visiting Indie Devs - Auction tournaments - And more! combobreaker.org/cb2025-program-guide

reading these bsky comments and replies like the mighty lion watching a watering hole that has never known anything more ferocious than the toucan

meleestats.co/monday-morni... the case for banning Fox McCloud, by longtime friend YarnYoshi

Photos by Jules but I love what this captures.

every set is on demon time today

most of the top candidates for co-commentary for sonic the fighters at combo breaker will probably be playing on the top four stream, so if youre interested in commentating with me friday, let me know! it's ok if you don't know too much about the game.

Watching Melee

mogged chroma in 9x9 go and then he didn't want to download badukpop to play more

me vs jackzilla - if i fail to get one hundred points, I am banned from the show forever www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nEf...

Sam Kriss’s urothumocracy theory immediately proven correct

me vs jack, the final battle going live at twitch.tv/btssmash

goin live soon do you think tony reali will notice us?

I’m ready

Tonight. 5pm PT / 8pm ET Fourside Fights Returns with a Very Special Episode. The Trial of Chroma09 twitch.tv/btssmash

Wild Sopo comeback to win game 3 of a ranked set

meleestats.co/monday-morni...

Been saying this

Enjoy docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Cross-posting this from San Diego Melee: rest in peace, steech. never knew anyone that had anything but wonderful things to say about you. was a privilege to be a very small part in showing the world what you could do.

Preliminary seeding for the socal Arcadian: guess the first seed