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Cats. Coffee. Annihilating enemies with bolter, flamer and plasma on the weekends. Oh, and I have a 40k youtube channel - Chronicles of Azazel.
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Completely forgot to share this on the weekend - but apparently it's gathered its fair share of attention all by itself! Bunch of xenos forms that are long overdue some love by Games Workshop :) #warhammercommunity

Honestly, convincing someone new to Warhammer 40k to start collecting Blood Angels is one of my greatest achievements. I don't even play Blood Angels. #warhammercommunity #warhammer40k #bloodangels #sanguinius

People seemed to like this one, so a reshare is in order. For Dante. For the Blood Angels. For Sanguinius! #warhammercommunity #bloodangels #warhammer40k

It's Dante Day! Well, at least for me. An introduction to Dante for newcomers to the hobby, and some dramatic reading for veteran hobbyists to listen to while you paint your models. Do enjoy! #warhammercommunity #warhammer40k #spacemarine #bloodangels

How in the ever-loving sweet mother of merry hell is it still January? I'm bloody knackered already.

When you sound like a 40k character it's time to rethink your life.

You know about the new T'au hero whose greatest strength lies in battle analysis after the fact? Commander Hindsight. #warhammercommunity #warhammer40k #tauempire #gamesworkshop #blacklibrary #spacemarine

Delete twitter? Or relentlessly troll ridiculous not-zee defenders until I'm banned? Honestly it's a tough decision at this point. Either way I'm done with that place.

Every season of the US and I think it can't get worse. Every season it does. Satire writers are going to be out of a job at this rate....

Lucius the Eternal and Lord Kakophonist are definitely tempting me towards Chaos now.... #warhammercommunity

Rereading Gate of Bones and I love seeing the Custodians interacting with the Sisters of Battle in this one. Some lines read as if he's so done with their melodrama and faith. It's so dry and hilarious to me. 🤣 #warhammercommunity

Me: So in Warhammer 40k, everyone's at war with everyone else, and it's a big mess of bigotry and battles everywhere. Friend: Bro, I'm from the Balkans. I already know that feeling. Fair enough. I guess that would have made Tito the Emperor..... #warhammercommunity #warhammer40k

Since GW aren't giving Corvus Corax any love - I gave him some. 10 minutes of a brief story if anyone's interested :) #warhammercommunity #warhammer40k #ravenguard #corvuscorax #primarchs #spacemarine youtu.be/nP5pIt4hQVw

Rewatching Stargate SG-1, when the replicators first appear My partner asked me who the angry legos were, and honestly I can't deny that she's absolutely correct. They are angry legos.

There are monsters in the dark future of Warhammer 40k. Terrible, vengeful creatures of shadow. youtu.be/nP5pIt4hQVw -- A little story for you while painting your miniatures. A bit rough and imperfect, but at least it is none of the AI slop. I do hope you enjoy! #warhammercommunity #warhammer40k

Perturabo would ADORE Santa. They'd be besties. Santa happily subjugated an entire species for production. And in Warhammer 40k - how much coal is Santa producing for the terrible citizens of the Imperium? Santa is one of the missing Primarchs, and Perturabo's truest brother. #warhammercommunity

Hope everyone had a very Happy Hogmanay and wishing you all the best of a New Year! Now go finish those unpainted models on your shelves you absolute heathens! #warhammercommunity #warhammer40k #miniatures

CHAOS WORSHIPPERS! Settle an argument: In Warhammer 40k, smoking would be considered as contributing to Nurgle or Slaanesh? Nurgle: Loving the poison that's killing you Slaanesh: Enjoying the intoxication and effects I've got a pint riding on this bet. #warhammercommunity #warhammer40k #chaos

Christmas holidays are finally here (for me)! Merry belated Christmas, Santa decided to drop off the Crimson Fists omnibus for me this year - I'm decidedly under-read when it comes to them, so I'll be curled up with a cuppa and this book for the rest of the day. #warhammercommunity #crimsonfists

The Sons of Vulkan. The Defenders of the Weak. The Warriors of Fire. The Salamanders. Little repost as I work on other projects :) youtu.be/XDtBckpn_7E

I don't get much time to paint these days, but when I do it's wonderfully peaceful. Battlesuit is coming along slowly :) #warhammercommunity

12 days. 12 gifts. But who is the real enemy? The greenskins? Or the CO's doing the gift-giving during this holiday? Short bit of fun for the holiday spirit - a foray into something new, so it's a bit rough around the edges. The next one will be better! www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmdY... #warhammer

You never KNOW your own language until you start correcting someone else. "But why is it like that in English?" "No idea. Probably because English is an absolute travesty of a language, with chaos and irregularities spattered throughout!"

Honestly making a homebrew 40k chapter whose words are "Deny. Defend. Depose" would go pretty hard. Probably a renegade Chapter that no one wants to report to the Inquisition because theyre on good terms with them... #warhammercommunity #warhammer40k

Magnus: Crashes through the webway portal on Terra. Emperor: Well I didn't hereSEE that coming... Magnus: I'm so fucking through with your Dad jokes. And that, kids, is how Magnus fell to chaos.

I know "'tis the season" and all that, but if Nurgle could keep his grubby paws of me one of these winters that would be nice. Damned inconvenient while I have to work.

The hope of Guilliman. The horror of the Astronomican. The agony of the Emperor. This and more, covered by the Musings of Illiyanne Natase of Craftworld Ulthwe. A fun bit of writing, please enjoy. #warhammer40k #warhammercommunity #warhammer #spacemarine #spacemarine2 youtu.be/YgBESpMFchM

The Raven Guard's tale is not a happy one. It never will be. They are tragic warriors. The Emperor's Hidden Hand. His silent scions of death. youtu.be/sWbwZmQnqoY #warhammercommunity #warhammer40k #spacemarine #spacemarine2 #ravenguard #corvuscorax #warhammer

Hidden blades. Living shadows. The Raven Guard are masters of subterfuge, deception and the swift strike. Yet their legacy is of tragedy, their tale one of woe. I'll never do them justice, but if you're new to the hobby - or want some easy listening, I hope you enjoy it! youtu.be/sWbwZmQnqoY

I don't have an eldar army. And yet after seeing this model, I've never wanted anything more! 👌 #warhammer40k #warhammercommunity

"If something is worth doing, then it's worth doing WRONG. You'll learn each time until you get it right." Best advice I ever received from a Magician/Model in the smoking area of an airport. I think of this phrase every day, and it does help, especially when I feel rubbish about what I create.

Quick reminder that this board is still available as part of my giveaway! Insta link: www.instagram.com/p/DCMfxYTsFY... It's free to enter - just a like, subscribe and a comment! #warhammercommunity #warhammer40k #spacemarine #spacemarine2

Stuck at work, wishing I had the time to finish this fella.... Ah well, maybe next week!

"When life gives you Lemans, crush him into Lemanade." - Magnus, probably.

Now we play the "Why are my hands shaking?" game after painting for hours. Is it low blood sugar? Is it dehydration? Is it the fumes? Will I learn from this experience? Definitely not! #warhammercommunity #warhammer40k #warhammer

Just a reminder that I am giving away this board as a thank you for unexpectedly reaching 1,000 subscribers on Youtube. It's free. Simply like the Instagram post, follow me and Elain Crafts, and comment your favourite Warhammer quote! LINK: www.instagram.com/p/DCMfxYTsFY... #warhammercommunity

Still haven't decided on which colour scheme to follow for this big fella. A Farsight scheme, or in blue and white for my Dad. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Either way I'm terrified of painting big models. I'm not exactly Michaelangelo over here. #warhammercommunity #warhammer40k #tauempire #miniatures

Guilliman can't do a lot of things. But Jaghatai Khan. It's the morning, why does my brain work this way?