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chronomojo.bsky.social
Former banker still in possession of a soul, still a podcaster without a podcast. https://linktr.ee/chronomojo
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Since paying for apple tv, pretty much solely for Severance, I've been enjoying the Friday Night Baseball broadcasts. They're pretty great. But man. Every time those govx ads come up... Oof...

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Wife: *plays Katy Perry video on YouTube.* Me: You wanna close our windows so our neighbors don't hear us playing this shit, please? #RIPJillSobule

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Sometimes I roll with my wife's typos.

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Google news recommends New York Post articles to me all the time, and I read them to let myself get a little bit angry at how stupid people can get over things not within their control. But this quoted post may be the stupidest thing I've ever read in my life. It's. Fucking. Soup.

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Gretchen: Alexa, how long did Bob Barker host "The Price Is Right?" Alexa: Got it. Here is the SAT word of the day.

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The American Reboot of Doctor Who is pretty wild.

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I currently have an udon addiction. That's probably a bad thing. Help?

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Trump announces an executive order to murder you brutally with infinite knives, then says a few days later that he'll merely dismember you a little, with a single knife. The media gushes. But we still ended up in a place with 100% more knife violence than where we started! It's not a victory!

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Delightful.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

The "The wall just got two feet higher," but somehow even more fucking stupid. #tariff #tariffs

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Gretchen: I think I hate to say it... But I really think Coolio is cool. Me: Well, yeah. It's in his name.

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Hi. I'm wordle, and I'm a complete BITCH.

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gamers currently planning a January 6th to lower the price of Mario Kart

submitted 31 days ago • 2 comments

Very smart anti-scalper move. Glad I meet all three specifications.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Looking at bluesky's trending.... Glad to see everyone finally started spelling Cory Booker's name correctly.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Where's the DAMN PRICE of the Switch 2?

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

Am I really limited to 299 characters? I'll never know because I don't have enough to say to type that amount.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

lol Elise stefanik

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Pulling the Stefanik nomination is a triple whammy for Trump. It makes him look weak because it shows he’s afraid of losing the House. It reinforces the narrative that he is loyal to no one but himself. And it allows China to gain influence at the UN while the Ambassador post remains vacant.

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submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Fascinating read.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

the director's cut of Dark City (1998) I downloaded from Archive dot org is in a file format that is only playable on a nintendo 3DS

submitted 38 days ago • 21 comments

Tom Scharpling: Meth docs say so much. Me: Ah, my favorite Elton John song. @doublethreat.bsky.social (I'm aware that it's not THIS 👆) Double Threat podcast, but they seem to be sitting on the username and doing nothing with so... To hell with them. Also, hi @julieklausner.bsky.social !♥️)

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@ektaroc.bsky.social Woah. I just got a huge craving for honey drizzled over styrofoam out of nowhere. #IYKYK

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

Oh my God. Perfect.

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Gretchen: Everybody likes Beck. Me: Beck is for the children. Gretchen: I don't think our kids would like Beck. Me: Why? Gretchen: I don't know... Me: Is it because they don't have the jigsaw jazz and the get fresh flow?

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So... We're totally primarying Chuck Schumer, right?

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment