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dykey transfemmeby | AuDHD | Treaty 7 | 30s | MDNI 🔞 | it/its/any/all same handle on discord
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serves them right for having hamburgers that eat people tbqh

"Age verification" laws are actually "upload your ID or get your face scanned to access every website, ending anonymity and associating your identity with everything you do online" laws and if more people understood that they would not be down for this authoritarian nonsense

On APRIL 01, Assemblymember Tony Simone unveils “Nothing New New York”, a statewide historic preservation designation. New York is perfect and should never change!

when that third adderal extended release hits

"...the GX4000 came out in September 1990. 1990! That's a month before the Sega Mega Drive! Kids didn't want Burning Rubber, they wanted Sonic The Hedgehog! Who would launch a new 8-bit proprietary console in 1990? The answer, of course, is the same man behind the Amstrad e-M@iler..."

it's april fools day again. as a jester, my japes are not your costume. you play the buffoon today but i play the buffoon all year. haha i'm kidding! i think i'm just anxious about my doctor's appointment later today. hope he can do something about my depression

still occasionally think about this, the time I accidentally tried to order a nuclear launch "whenever you have a minute"

"gaslight" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey sexist tbh

/ TRANS RIGHTS R HUMAN RIGHTS / EDITING EACH WEATHER IS HAPPENING WEATHER 4CAST VIDEO / INVOLVES TYPING "TRANS" @ LEST A DOZEN TIMES / BC THE FASTEST WAY 2 GET 2 THE TRANSFORM TOOL IS BEYE TYPING "TRANS" IN2 THE SEARCH BOX / THIS IS A PART OF EACH & EVRE VIDEO EYE HAVE EVER MADE

House cuts to NIH (to fund billionaires) would cut the Cures Act (passed with bipartisan support) by ~$300 million or 70%. Scientific loss includes cancer research, adult stem cell research, brain/dementia research, and a critical data collection project to study rare diseases, among other topics.

okay everyone i plan on making some big purchases for the store today so uhhhh if yall wanna help support me pls buy some stuff from the store! stickers and pins and patches and posters are available, all for 10% off this month :3 spacethey.gay

new app update coming soon! none of the features you want are in this one either. sorry. better luck next time

utterly fucking astounding that any Dem would look at what’s happening and think that giving this administration sweeping new authority to prosecute speech on the internet is a good idea

BIG BOAT STUCK BIG BOAT STUCK (Everybody) BIG BOAT STUCK www.bbc.com/news/article...

we have all run out of things to say about the Times’ inability to cover Trump but sometimes it speaks for itself good lord

Just a quick highlight reel of this call 🧵

In Unusual Delay, Wallet Inspector Still Hasn’t Returned

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"puppygirl hacker polycule"

Beans in chili are woke. What a great bit

it is now officially a violation of the bluesky social terms of service to be wrong

- defends myself (in pretty tame fashion) from sexual harassment in a DM - gets a warning from the bsky t&s team - complains about this absurd misapplication of "safety" - gets the post labeled as "rude" unserious webbed site lol

@ganyet.bsky.social @alexhinojo.cat @genisroca.cat "…particular wave of “reply guy as a service” bots are test runs by a spambot maker, who hopes to rent the bots out to other bad actors as a service: “It’s common for spamming software to be pitched as social media management.”

We did it!

I'm begging for Stalinists to add an ounce of MMT to their politics.

here's one way to "navigate this complexity"

*seeing a hot crow girl* i think i hauve corvid

sure jen

I saw a post showing Matthew Keys was on here and instantly went to block him. Luckily, he's already blocking me. Along with his well publicized issues, I have a friend with a crazy story of being harassed by him. A bad dude.

girl, the area under your curve is so voluminous

hey everyone look at this fucking dork

i saw a tiktok about how shitposting in childhood is a sign of gifted kid burnout and i can't stop thinking about it

cars are evil

Happy monthiversary to Aaron's most recent post