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chrystalle.bsky.social
28. Muva of 1 👩🏾‍🍼sucka of none 🙅🏾‍♀️ADHD advocate 🤪 Unapologetically Black ✊🏾Fashionista 👗🧵🧶Pisces ♓️🐟MI 🏡
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I can be mean to my mom but no one else can I don’t even play like that idc how evil she is

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

We got in a pillow fight last night and why this nigga beat my ass like he was waitin on this opportunity 🥹😂😂😂

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

These commercials sucks bring out Kendrick so I can throw ass at Drake’s expense

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Binging Harlem and I love it

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

This ad for a spades game is taking me tf out 😂😂🤣😭

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

The phrase “beat you to the punch” is so crazy when you really think about it..

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Idk I just can’t seem to stand on business with this man for some reason 🥹😂

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Netflix quit raising my prices because yall can’t afford Beyonce 😒

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

I’m teaching my niece how to fight through text because she live in another state 🤣

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

The conditioning starts in Elementary when they tell you that MLK is the good guy and Malcolm X is the radical

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

TikTok don’t even hit the same that was dumb and dramatic

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

Banning TikTok before Red Dye 40 is crazy

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Lions this was my kid free night how in the actual fuck

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Lions noooooooo

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

I’m finna crash out

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

I took TikTok for granted let the healing begin

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

I’m just finna say Tony Rock is and has always been funnier than Chris Rock and Chris knew that which is why he worked overtime to make sure his brother didn’t get shine for real it be your own

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

My phone fell on my face in slow motion and I still didn’t catch it 🙃 yeah I need to go to bed

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Like I’m a terrible mother for seeing my boyfriend once a month but my sister can do crack and is still somehow her favorite like girl wtf

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

This song such a vibe I love everything about it

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

My mom is a terrible person and I’m tired of pretending like she’s not she’s quite literally my tormentor 🙃

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

All this noise about Gen X vs Millennials. Have you GENerated an eXistence that you're happy with? Or are you just MILLing around, ENgaging iN tribulation and trIALS?

submitted 41 days ago • 15 comments

Anemic girls the baddest we always cold cuz we cool on these nggas

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

This man be giving me ride of my life then made me a hearty balanced breakfast in the morning yeah imma talk a lotta shit but I’m never leaving him 🤣🤣🤣🥹

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

This nigga told me he finna get his hair cut and act up 😂 baby all I gotta do is throw on some lashes and lotion and step one foot outside find you something safer to do 🤣🤣🤣

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Okay yall I’m back with another one my sister stole my daddy groceries for crack and he was really looking forward to them tacos too 😤

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

Bring back chronological social media feeds (WITHOUT ADS).

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

So we all going to see One Of Them Days this weekend as a family? 👸🏾👸🏾

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

I hate niggas like real bad and especially the ones that try to weasel they way in knowing damn well they not good enough for you like please what makes you think you can fw me because nothing about me gives that you can

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

I wanna make a burner on here like I got one on twitter because here breeds community and I love that and it’s just some shit I want to vent about that I don’t want back to certain people 😂

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

I hate the amount of time I have to spend making people fix things they were supposed to been fixed 🙃

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Inauguration Day and MLK day on the same day that would have been lit if Kamala won

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

I applied for a part time job why this lady said they looking for someone to work 39 hours a week like girl wtf😂😂 that is not part time like oh bitch please ho 😂😂

submitted 49 days ago • 3 comments

I went to my niece Jv basketball game and they was chanting B.T.A. and it was on the bottom of they jerseys. I asked her what it meant why this chile tell me it mean “Belt To Ass” I been Ctfu since 😂😂

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

What do you do when the argument is “We treat everyone like shit equally no one is singled out” like huh

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

I once pointed out to a manager that they spelled my name wrong in an email and their response was just to not use my name at all when sending me emails….

submitted 50 days ago • 3 comments

Hell yeah

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

my type of yearning 😂CRY FOR ME😮‍💨

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

My therapist timing be impeccable. Because yes I need that appointment more than ever

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments