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What's the German for "sorry for farting"? "Ass toot mir leid"

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Bosom for a pillow

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Well, that’s the tea ☕️ gone cold

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I see Margo has become no less vocal since I’ve been away 🫨

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I think I already hate Dope Girls

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Watching an episode of the original ACGAS which is apt on my last night for a while in Yorkshire. The casting of Samuel West as Siegfried is inspired when seeing Robert Hardy

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Ah choo. The long awaited sneeze I’ve been harbouring in my nose for nearly a whole day

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What is that awful trim England have on their kit? Like left over ties on a Sewing Bee challenge

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Scotland have stalled

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First wear of the Barbour this year and even that was too much ☀️

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☝🏻I know another way

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Oh good grief 🏉

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Good grief 🏉

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It’s been a while since I’ve needed the old remedy of a shot of espresso in a MaccyD’s milkshake. I don’t have use for hangover cures these days but a disturbed night of sleep due to various factors had me seeking this old favourite out

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Going to a monastery with no bloody roof wasn’t the best idea in inclement weather

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When a name pops up in your feed that matches that of a boy who went to primary school with your older brother.

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The randomness of the music choices in the breakfast room. The usual light pop stuff. And then BANG Roberta Flack Killing Me Softly.

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Must admit I didn’t like it at all but never thought it wasn’t well made. I’ve watched Sewing Bee

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The two baby name options named after the creators of Eastenders I notice

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I like the name Julia. So I guess that’s ruined.

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Phil Mitchell had to wait 29 mins for his tiny contribution

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Leaving him with no medical supervision. Yeah, that’s what would happen

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This is too much

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One life enters. One life leaves

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One upside of the Bond news is all the great stories coming out

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This is surprisingly good for live TV

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There just seems to be a guy flashing a torch about

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Why are they taking so long to get the thing off his legs?

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Ohh. Does Martin die? This is horrible

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Have a nice glass of dry white wine to soothe away the horror of the evening’s events

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I think Patsy Palmer just genuinely gagged

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Truly madly head over heelsy in love with you

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Hasn’t Lacey Turner like JUST given birth? I’ve been googling

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A prayer on national TV?

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There’s too many people in that cafe. And always filmed from so low down

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Is ‘tits up” allowed?

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Doesn’t feel like it’s live filming

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Now is not the time for the hotel WiFi to break

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It’s National Love Your Pet Day. I’m 300 miles from my sweetheart. I’m missing her little head on my pillow and can’t wait to give her a big cuddle on Sunday when I’m home

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Talk about Zoe Wanamaker and she shall appear #inspectormorse

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I suppose I don’t really care about Bond anymore but this seems another nail in the coffin of quality so Big Streamer can pander to the lowest common denominator

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A reboot of Bergerac I see is coming to TV. With Zoe Wanamaker as Charlie Hungerford. Hah. Daily Fail must be going mad

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