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chuckbetz.bsky.social
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I’m a big fan of whatever this is.

One of my students told me today that I look like @riverscuomo.bsky.social from Weezer and I could not imagine a higher honor.

Daft Punk should reunite as Astute Punk and make techno yacht rock.

I have officially seen 2/5ths of a Direction.

Just sold something on OfferUp for $5 and the guy paid with a roll of dimes.

I have to work before I go to work so that I have work to do while I’m at work. However, while I’m at work I make more work for myself that I can’t do while I’m at work so I work after work to do that work.

Does anyone else get promotional materials from real estate agents and make funny faces or is it just me?

Is there anyone on this site who isn’t completely unhinged? Asking for me, myself, and I.

We the unwilling, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible, for the ungrateful. We have done so much, for so long, with so little, that we are now qualified, to do anything, with nothing.

When I get a text from a random number I will now and forever start replying with the lyrics from Blank Space by Taylor Swift.

I don’t think enough people question why Mr. Salt had a French accent.

The woman in front of me at the grocery store had 5 children with her. When I asked her what their names were she said “Who, What, Where, Why, And When.” She was raising a lot of questions.

Let’s take a deep breath in *breathes in* Now let it out *exhales* Take another deep breath *takes a deep breath* Again, slowly exhale *breathes out* Now one last deep breath in *takes a deep breath* No let it out slowly *exhales slowly* Please tell everyone how breathtaking this post was.