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It's fucking Amazon. They're going to go with Chris Pratt.

I'm looking forward to the next James Bond movie! . . . that comes out after the copyright expires.

Can we just trade presidents with Ukraine?

Spotted in my neighborhood

I am REALLLLLLLLY starting to hate Hakeem Jefferies.

My kid says I should be happy about the ASAP Rocky verdict, so congrats, Rocky.

Today I learned that Q Lazzarus was a Black woman from New Jersey. I have ALWAYS assumed that "Goodbye Horses" was by some one-off, spinoff band fronted by Ian McCulloch or something like that.

When the war comes let's not forget to deconstruct Fox News, OAN, Sinclair, X, and Meta down to their constituent atoms.

How about an open sign-up sheet where you can go to anonymously commit to visit the local Tesla dealership to take a test-drive and spend an hour discussing financing options and customizations before "Well, you've given me a lot to think about, bye."

It must be so weird to be a J. D. Vance, someone who converts to a religion that asserts that there's a hell knowing full well that if there is one he's definitely going to roast in it.

Got excited for a 007 expanded universe Blofeld movie at long last

There will come a time when my kid is too cool to be seen going to the movies with his ole dad. Unfortunately for me that time did not arrive before the release of Captain America: Brave New World.

I mean, I obviously didn't know Kurt Cobain, but you, Post Malone, are no Kurt Cobain.

Oh were you working so what

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh my god, the poor Kennedy Center.

Alt text but for obscure initialisms (though they almost always turn out to stand for romantasy series books, at least in my feed)

Just the other day I was thinking about how in *ninth grade* I read Still Life with Woodpecker because it was the favorite book of a girl I was crushing on. I vowed to never ever again read anything by Tom Robbins, ESPECIALLY not to impress a girl.