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Nandor the righteous

When u buy ur first leather pants online and they fit perfectly, you know it is A Sign.

The Glenn Greenwald sex tape thing is lowkey p homophobic tbh. Pride month, dead boyfriend. Liberals At It Again because target is Bad Man.

absolutely destroyed

Oh wow the public interest doesn't matter anymore huh? Pentagon papers, Wikileaks, revenge porn, my naked ass what even is the difference?

So... I'm embracing traditional masculinity this year lol.

There's no women (crypto over marital bequests) but this is p much the plot of 'The Greek Translator.' The links to Eric Adams are hooo-eeee. www.nbcnewyork.com/manhattan/ny...

A friend just used the phrase 'the Gaul of him!' about a shameless fellow and no, I'm not correcting that.

The surprisingly difficult talk of trying to figure out what kind of shorts I should be wearing this year. NO. Cargos are NOT back, no gaslighting me, child.

Oh, the farmers are getting up at 4am to do actual farmwork cause someone arrested all the undocumented migrant labor? Why didn't they arrest THEM?

Here’s the thing, if they are picking up folks working in the country illegally, I’m going to need to see some white guys also being arrested for employing people working illegally in the country. Otherwise, it’s just racism.

I would pay Gen Z real money to pretend (or not even,) that they have never heard of 'Goodfellas' in front of a Gen X dude.

The 'spitting coffee' gif is the 'cackling Ray Liotta' gif for Karens.

The problem with being a bit corrupt, discreetly; say a little insider dealing, a little slush, a bit of real-estate manipulation, is that when a gilded balloon like Trump appears, there's almost nothing you can say. The Qatari plane is just more dumbly ostentatious than a widdle-ol' portfolio.

The real issue with Trump unloading on the Federalists as sleazy manipulators who brag they own half the SCOTUS is that it's probably very near the truth. The con justices will turn on him because it's accurate, not because it's vapid slander.

They can't even depravity properly. Video games. I'd be in a sweaty manpile ten feet deep; you'd never hear from me again. Then go to forest, chop wood, then manpile. Repeat until dead.

Today in 'How did they get the lead back in the water this fast?'

Omg he demanded it. He made it a point.

I bet if you put me on a bunch of Ketamine and research chemicals, I probably wouldn't demolish the welfare state while leaving the enforcement state untouched

One day your mates have kids and it's all "sorry I can't come for pints I have to bring Enzo to circus school and Mirabella has a welding concert in the morning"

da fuk?

All dust is stardust tho.

1,300 Israeli academics: "This is a horrifying litany of war crimes and even crimes against humanity" "We cannot claim that we did not know. We have been silent for too long." "if we do not call to halt the war ..., history will not forgive us. We will not forgive ourselves"

I hate sports gambling. It's parasitic and I wish they would ban it again.

Ireland take notice.

The insane proportions of Rob Franzoni