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One of hundreds of people abducted by ICE and sold to slavery in El Salvador was a 19 year old with no criminal record in the US or Venezuela and no tattoos of any kind. An ICE kidnapper who grabbed him outside his house said, "He's not the one." The other said, "Take him anyway." So they did.

Oh and for the kids, 'rendition' is also a weasel-word, concocted by the same psychopaths during Iraq 2 to muffle charges of kidnapping.

Ooh 'on the sly.' Short for slant-eye, huh? So evil. You mean they didn't just declare war on the global economy with a big yellow megaphone?

The only honest media is like pastels, construction paper, and elbow macaroni.

'Go woke, go br...uh, hold on my producer is handing me a note.'

Peak college liberal.

God, the Atlantic is so unbelievably tedious. You are still making this argument? YOU ARE STILL MAKING THIS ARGUMENT?! REALLY?!

You can really tell which of your mates is still hooked on the Guardian/ WaPo/ Atlantic Lazy Susan of weaksauce bullshit.

Every kid at Sonic while their parents fight

A butch lesian TERF got super homophobic on me so I saud she definitely hit her girl at least once and boy did she Shut The Fuck Up Fast.

Every single mainstream report concerning Kilmar Abrego Garcia contains one glaring falsehood, sometimes it just a word like 'erroneously' or 'mistaken' or 'deported' but it's a dirty lie nonetheless.

If he had more than one literary references in his tiny lentil brain, he'd know that is Aldous Huxley.

My dislike for Johnny Depp is such that I wont even watch 'Cry Baby.'

'They would never let that happen' is not a tenable position anymore.

A proper Irish country hike should result in you bringing home a skull.