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I don’t write songs because I’m afraid Kelly Clarkson is going to cover it at some point and prove I’m a talentless loser.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

If aliens decided to waste their time and came to earth and met Katy Perry in our lower orbit… honestly, yeah; that’s about right. What? They’re gonna land in the desert in Nevada and grab three 38 year olds all named Kevin for a “dude’s weekend” in Vegas? Face it. We’re all trash.

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

While, “How Will I Know,” by Whitney Houston is an all-time great song; ultimately, it is so linked thematically and textually to 1963’s “The Shoop Shoop Song (It’s in his Kiss),” that regrettably it does have to face serious allegations of being somewhat derivative.

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

I may be a ho. At some point. But I’ll never be the ho that screams, “get in the hole!” On the tee shot of a par five. Have some respect for yourself.

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

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Everyone know that if you wanna score with kids from Missouri, no is better than Drake.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Getting repeatedly kicked in the dick, but getting up every time crying and dancing to fight song. That’s the dream.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

This ain’t it friend. This won’t save you.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

@connolly.house.gov call Elon to the floor. Let us know where he’ll be. Do something you old fuck.

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