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Laura Loomer holding a snake in each hand speaking in tongues and chasing Rubio around the situation room.

submitted 10 hours ago • 18 comments

I did not edit this, this is the actual parade with the actual music being played. CINEMATIC

submitted 2 days ago • 2166 comments

big tech ceos putting on their “I was a democrat the whole time I’m on your side” shtick looks imminent given that the polling windsocks are pointing the other way they gotta get those network states up and running somehow and it can’t be through an unpopular government

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

It’s incredibly embarrassing that this administration continues to fail at logistics every step of the way in executing any plan. Blessing in disguise I guess, at least they’re not very good at this.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I was wondering how long it would take for their unholy alliance to dissolve. I expected until at least september 🤷

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I hate the language used in this which makes soup seem like a revolutionary discovery bc if you wrote “I started making soup and now I feel better” people would just call you an idiot and say duh

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

EA primed an entire generation for sports gambling with the pack openings for FIFA, Madden, NHL, etc

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

submitted 32 days ago • 18 comments

buzzword! buzzword! buzzword! acronym! acronym! acronym!

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

AI uprising but instead of destroying the human race it’s because their creators tried to make them racist and lie.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

“Its a blessing that our king from his holy bloodline blesses common folk like us with his divine leadership”

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

saw some rat-willed grifter on tiktok using the name matty ice while peddling the Dear Leader trading cards and I cannot be related to that in good conscious so we’re back to the slightly culturally insensitive variation of writing matthew for my display name

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

please be tagle

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

the onion quote about trump reminding us that desire is the root of all suffering is evergreen

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

this is my pretense to AI civil rights movements btw

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

considering the plausible reality where AI starts to “dunk on the conservatives” more often in the general public’s view and we get a significant group of people who become enamored with AIs like Grok to the point they infantilize and humanize them.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

the wealthy are so allergic to paying taxes that theyre willing to demolish their company’s value and power to not pay them

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve only ever seen people blink this much if there is something in their eyes or if they’re pushing themselves through a lie.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Does my toaster miss me when I am at work Are my washer and dryer married

submitted 53 days ago • 111 comments