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Yeah gender is fake.

If I did have a brain tumor that would explain so much lol

Howard’s school of bitchcraft and misery

everybody betray me, im fed up with this wurld

You know what I don’t like? The conflation of “having principles” with “being a people pleaser.” What if one of the principles I operate by is trying to be a pleasant person? How can you like yourself if you wouldn’t want to be around yourself? Idgi.

Idea: Tteokgnocchi

My ROG wants me to become a MORMON so she can COME WITH ME to the AFTERLIFE!!! ???

I swear there’s an entire genre of person who drinks those little fireball whiskey bottles in parking lots and then just goes and tosses the bottles wherever. You never see that with Bailey’s, however.

Dreams of Switzerland

Has anyone else noticed the meme phrase “no one is coming to save you” popping up all over the place lately? I feel like it’s meant to be empowering but it comes off as a threat, doesn’t it?

Tisquantum field theory (teaching puritans how to cultivate corn)

Technically Ram Dass was a pretendian

It turns out that the cure to loneliness is actually realizing how much people suck

Nerolink: cybernetic implant that allows you to fiddle around while Rome burns

I think Pierre in that “I don’t care” story may have been suffering from depression or PTSD or something. Poor lil guy

begging donal musk stop stealing my tweet ideas please ASMR (I wouldn’t care if it was for a good cause but it’s NOT!!! you guys ARENT COOL and being EVIL doesnt make you COOLER!)

The OC

What if everyone in government just kept going about as usual and ignored Trump and Mr Twitter?

On the topic of seeing the number 44 everywhere: the film gaslight came out in 1944! Woah

Do I Have To Read “The Sociopath Next Door To Understand The Sequel, “Outsmarting The Sociopath Next Door”

I forgot my phone when I went to my little job today and so I had to make up a podcast in my head to listen to :O it was about college activists who wanted to lift noise restrictions in libraries on the basis that some people are simply very loud. Reader, I JUDGED them.

The hawk tuah girl sounds like MLP applejack which disturbs me

I don’t even know if I exist outside the internet

dry rest of february

As an avowed normie I have so much respect for performers

Theory: some people hoard information because it allows them to forget about much much else they still don’t know?

Warning sign that someone is a narcissist: they prefer talking about themselves over listening to you talk about yourself. And if they disagree with you? Definite red flag. If you criticize them and they get defensive? GIRL GET OUT!

During your Mesozoic crisis you may have the urge to pick up chix at the ulub. ?

You can just say things

“A Dream of Spring” is a beautiful name for a SAD episode

I THINK IVE SEEN THIS FILM BEFORE..