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Never understood why arse is thought offensive. I think it’s so much more rounded and descriptive than ass. A poll of which swear words Britons find the most offensive had some questionable results – 17 effin marvellous reactions. www.thepoke.com/2025/04/28/w...

Spoiler alert for Wordle. Queef is not in its dictionary!

Trump must be so happy, attending a funeral and there isn’t a single woman priest. The orange one will be telling everyone next that the Vatican doesn’t do DEI but it’s only when he does it that there are complaints!

Today I will be mainly painting a ceiling. Mainly cos I’m a crap decorator and know I’m going to miss a bit!

Trump tribute to Pope whilst standing next to the Easter bunny. Has the Orangeatan any respect for anything or anyone?

Is it just me or does the gorse flowers look more vibrant this year? #spring

There are times when I really dislike Wordle! Wordle 1,398 6/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #wordle

I wonder how many AA batteries it took?

I Look forward to tomorrow’s nonsense Executive Order to Make Americans Golf Again, but meantime loving the scoreboard right now as Rory heads to the 11th #MAGA #Masters

Oh to be a fly on the wall when the accountant at the White House who has to tell Trump his vastly inflated figure of $2 billion a day already rolling in from tariffs is actually zero!😂😂

“Imagine if I had done any of this.” — former president Obama, at Hamilton College this week

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Trump wants more flow in his golden shower!! The Orange one signs an Executive Order to increase shower water pressure and Make America's Showers Great Again.

How bad are Trump’s tariffs? See the whole thing here: youtu.be/t907b15iTRE

Plan is for Americans to take over a lot of screwing until they can find machines to do it for them. Someone should alert Ann Summers!

We all need to support the penguins in their fight for fair tariffs!

I just heard a penguin chatting with a polar bear about how Narnia and Middle Earth are both facing 35% tariffs. Both have agreed not to buy a Tesla.

Tomorrow will be sunny, and so far the orange one hasn’t worked out how to tariff that, so enjoy