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Pretty disappointed with Jon Stewart inauguration wrap-up, but I’m accustomed to that now. His jokey limp-dickery has become on brand. Used to be able to feel his righteous anger but now he snickers & shrugs at Nazi salutes. He’s a rich white dude tho, so he’ll be fine. And his show feels like it.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Thinking of trans people today, the attacks and bigotry they'll endure over these years, and the failure of mainstream media and greater society to behave with decency and offer support to the marginalized. We must be brave, take action, and listen to those who ask for help, for the good of us all.

submitted 33 days ago • 172 comments

Elon proudly made a Nazi salute today in front of an international audience. And then he looked around to soak in the cheers, and did it again. If you’re still on Twitter, you are in league with Nazis. You have ZERO excuses left and you have nowhere left to hide. So what’s it gonna be?

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

TikTok is “back” and we’re supposed to believe that “President Trump” saved it? HE’S NOT EVEN THE PRESIDENT YET. Fuck outta here. Y’all know this was the whole plan from the beginning, right? They couldn’t even wait until he was official. Dumbasses.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

“Life is very, very complicated, and so films should be allowed to be too." RIP David. 💔

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Israel approved the same peace deal they rejected 8 months ago. Guess they didn’t mind their hostages twisting in the wind if it meant they could get some more hospital bombings in.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe Amanda Palmer’s next TED talk could be how to con and manipulate vulnerable people into doing unpaid work for you, enslaving them, and then grooming them to be repeatedly raped and abused by your celebrity husband.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Only Sean Payton would call a fake punt and then follow it up with a stupid swing pass for a 3 yard loss.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

I really do want to spend more time on BlueSky but I am just screaming into the void here. I get MUCH more traction on ZuckThreads, which is shameful. Lock me into yon mighty algorithm. I can mutter to myself without using a phone. There’s no point in me doing it here too.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

You can add ‘choker’ to the long list of Penn State faults, next to rape apologists, trauma victim attackers, and fallen idol worshipers. I didn’t care who won the NCAA football national championship this year, as long as it wasn’t that garbage university. Fuck Penn State. Nice L, losers.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

It’s weird that the human race is just now coming to terms with the fact that you probably shouldn’t build your million dollar house in the literal woods because you’re above living in neighborhoods with other people or want to claim you’re “in touch with nature” or some shit. Nature don’t play.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

James Woods losing everything two days after his orange cult leader hero was certified as POTUS just might be a sign that the universe is still watching and occasionally steps in to ruin the people who deserve it. It’s not much but I’ll take it.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

One day he’ll be dead. And even though that will put the baby-faced bitch boy in charge, the world will celebrate like we just beat the aliens in INDEPENDENCE DAY. I hope you and I are still around to enjoy it.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

And nothing happened. Everyone who planned it got away with it. The man who let the mob loose got elected again. Unfathomable. The bad guys win, the good guys are too chickenshit and comfortable that they let it happen. The Democratic Party is weak and the wolves are at the door.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

As a Bronco fan, I’m stoked they won today & unsurprised by the haters & their conspiracies. The funniest theory is that KC threw the game so they wouldn’t have to play Cincy in the playoffs. If you think they were “afraid” to play the Bengals, you are announcing that you don’t understand football.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Preach

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

2024, this is all you deserved from me. And it’s all you got. 2025, your turn. Dazzle me. Or not. I don’t give a shit.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

That might be one of the most pathetic Denver Bronco games in recent memory. And that’s saying something. You’d think Sean Payton of all people would have some balls when it comes to coaching but that OT exposed him as a scared chump. Didn’t even try to win. ZERO chance we beat KC next week. None.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

So this is 47

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

In case you were wondering if the Democratic Party has any interest whatsoever in anyone under 70. Boomers gotta boom because they’re a party of cowards who need the status quo in place for fundraising purposes.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine being such a failed state that your corrupt health care system starts radicalizing people.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Hey Penn State football program-

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

If you’re still wiping away crocodile tears about poor Brian Thompson’s death, would it help to know he implemented an AI bot that denied your loved ones the care they desperately needed with a 90% rejection rate? These motherfuckers are so evil they can’t be bothered to tell you no themselves.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

This is a big point in favor of my theory that the gunman’s wife or child died due to a UHC decision and he has plotted his revenge ever since.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Pick a movie, keep one actor. The rest are muppets. 12 ANGRY MEN Lee J Cobb

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Y’all can dog on ZuckerThreads all you like, but I have 1200 likes on one of my posts there from last night and all I get from posting here is tumbleweeds and silence. Everyone keeps talking about how great the algorithm is here, but I sure as shit ain’t seeing it. 🤷‍♂️

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Why waste time talking about how someone was so amazing and kind when there is ample evidence proving otherwise? You think muhfuggin Ted Bundy’s obit talked about how he loved cats and tipped really well at restaurants or some shit? No insurance exec is a good person. The position disallows it.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Bro had a pre-existing condition and it happened to be a bullet with his name on it. 🤷‍♂️ (I didn’t make this so don’t blame me.) ((By that, I mean the image isn’t mine.)) (((The joke is tho. 🙃)))

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

The CEO of a massive health insurance behemoth whose main objective was to make money & rake in millions of dollars every year in “bonuses” by denying health care to as many customers as possible even if it led to their deaths was shot today oh no that’s so horrible I can’t even omg oh me oh my

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments