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I kind of forgot that Lucy Lui is in the tv-show-within-a-tv-show in Girls

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A four-day work week would save me and I’m not joking

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Absolutely obsessed with putting my hands in my pockets rn

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I hear Delta has partnered with Shoppers Drug Mart to offer the victims of this week’s plane crash 1,000,000 optimum points in compensation 😍😍

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I want to meet the goats

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Seen in Brooklyn this AM: an egged cybertruck with a bag of dogshit and also unbagged dogshit

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I think I love goats?

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One thing I’ve gotten really efficient at is hitting that “show me less like this” menu option when I see a post which is just a screenshot of Twitter 😃

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I might have to stop watching the Traitors UK because they all keep using “yourself” and “myself” incorrectly

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I honestly think a fear of clowns is one of the most made up things. Seems like the sort of fear that someone desperately boring makes up to seem interesting.

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Little 5:30pm coffee :)

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Me in most peoples’ house

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Crazy how boring some people are!

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Well if this were true we'd see some signs of it, surely

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

#TTC

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Is Meta or X going to acquire one of the national news network this year? That’s happening, right?

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How it feels to watch Severence through pirated media every week: 😀😀😀😀😀

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January having the maximum number of days possible under the Georgian Calendar Law is some kind of cruel joke!!!!

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🤣🤣🤣🤣😳💀💀

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Most of my google search history is variations of “can I reheat - - - - in the microwave? ”

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Sorry if I follow you and immediately unfollowed, it must have been because the first posts I saw from you were just screenshots of Twitter jerkoffs ☝️

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“Shrek” is the answer to more New York Times crossword clues than you’d expect

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Mmm cup of Daily piss

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New shoes which I am going to attempt to save for my trip 🤞

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Is there a Bluesky equivalent of turning off someone’s RTs?

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Left Twitter behind for a bit. If I so much as even see a post defending Trump or Musk here (even if you’re sharing it with best intention/irony) I will nuke your account into oblivion.

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who is saying yes to this?

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Proposal to Bluesky mods: let us tell people to kill themselves. Please. We need this

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*clears throat* I said, they added a lanyard loop to the AirPods case because of woke!

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Last night I kept referring to Tiff Ann Co. as “Tiff Anne Ee” 💀

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If I lipsynced in front of Shea Coulea and they said I “had great comedic timing” I’d - - -!

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I will not fix your problem for you. I will not fix your problem for you. I will not fi— oh give it here ffs

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A quick creative experiment in 4 parts.

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Just saw a brat green jeep wrangler with an inflatable grinch in the passenger her seat speed down st Clair

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