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He nails it.

submitted 25 days ago • 1548 comments

Because of the dumpster fire we live in, my appetite for entertainment is limited to media consisting of minor inconveniences, brief periods of awkwardness or miscommunication, and some good fortune. I used to like apocalypse stories.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Can someone please get a #swasticar wikipedia page up there?

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

I can't support anyone who is praised by fascists, neo-nazis and white nationalists. I deeply question the judgement of anyone who can.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

The emperor has no clothes....and it is friggin gross.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Trump Dehumanizes Migrants By Referring To Them As Dons And Erics theonion.com/trump-d...

submitted 57 days ago • 125 comments

Last Time Sources Checked This Still America theonion.com/last-ti...

submitted 56 days ago • 87 comments

Screw Coke. Screw Musk. Screw Zuckerberg. Screw Bezos.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 77 days ago • 68 comments

Majority Of Americans Prefer Sprawl To Walkable Cities theonion.com/majority-of-...

submitted 77 days ago • 21 comments

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submitted 84 days ago • 36 comments

@theonion.com please give us an Onion a Day desk calendar! Please! Pick 365 jokes, drop the day of the week from the pages. Leave a blank space on the box for the buyer to fill in the year. A perpetual Onion a day calendar. I will buy one every year.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

@theonion.com I need an Onion a Day desk calendar 2025. I would be fine with it starting March 1

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Interesting fact: the number of American victims killed by Trump's mismanagement of COVID 19 is about 3 times the audience size at Trump's first inauguration.

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

Leak the report. Pass it on.

submitted 118 days ago • 1387 comments

ABC News:

submitted 118 days ago • 42 comments

Trump keeps GUSHING about his man-date. Man-date, man-date, man-date. NO ONE CARES WHO YOU DATE, BRO. Maybe Melania cares, but she definitely ain't surprised.

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

“Republicans cannot both be loyal to Donald Trump and loyal to the Constitution.”— Liz Cheney

submitted 119 days ago • 336 comments

Lots of DNC hand wringing and finger pointing right now, but they couldn't have reached fascists or people who are ok with fascists. Raising the alarm higher than they did is counter productive. Better to oppose grubby, squabbling fascists than unified galvanized fascists.

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

Just joined. May as well start nice. Please join me in hoping that MAGAt's thousands of terrible ideas conflict and counteract each other in such a way to create something awesome. This is gonna hurt.

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments