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city17admindrbreen.bsky.social

Combine Enjoyer Parody Account

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@hoi.paradoxinteractive.com You guys are being sent to Nova Prospekt, you will all become Stalkers. Uninstall

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

I don't know what the citizens of City 17 are talking about, something about a "Christmas" but i am hereby banning all mention or celebration about that word or thing. If you DARE mention it in MY City you're getting sent straight to Nova Prospekt and maybe, you'll get to be a stalker, if I'm nice.

submitted 116 days ago • 1 comment

I just visited Ulaanbaatar in the former country of "Mongolia", and it has many places PERFECT for Breencrasts. I'm going to turn this into City 23. All "Mongols" will hear my voice every day.

submitted 121 days ago • 1 comment

Did the lungfish refuse to breathe air? It did not. It crept forth boldly while its brethren remained in the blackest ocean abyss, with lidless eyes forever staring at the dark, ignorant and doomed despite their eternal vigilance. Would we model ourselves on the trilobite?

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

We now have direct confirmation of a disruptor in our midst, one who has acquired an almost messianic reputation in the minds of certain citizens.

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

The Sun is Leaking

submitted 134 days ago • 1 comment

Let me read a letter I recently received. "Dear Dr. Breen. Why has the Combine seen fit to suppress our reproductive cycle? Sincerely, A Concerned Citizen."

submitted 136 days ago • 1 comment

Welcome. Welcome to City 17. You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers. I thought so much of City 17 that I elected to establish my Administration here, in the Citadel so thoughtfully provided by Our Benefactors.

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments