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cityslicker.bsky.social
FFXIV enjoyer, Writer, Shitposter. 24, pst.
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good morning bluesky the hell did i wake up to on this site

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in high school i had a friend that would always tell me about total drama island fandom drama that i didnt care about and leshawna ball are all i knew about this till like a month ago

im in tears

πŸ”ΉWANTED πŸ”Ή { #art | #ffxiv | #faurox }

part of me wonders if @bajamut-blast.bsky.social 's frontlines themed art parties are truly art parties or simply a convenient excuse for her to get consistent frontlines queues every other weekend

Pretend Eorzean magazines have me in a death grip... I love imagining what Nelli would look like on the cover of one πŸ₯° ---- #sketch | #ffxivart | #art | #ffxiv | #ffxivoc | #oc

this is why i feel the way i do btw. this is not my char (obviously) but this is so fucking disgusting, man. not even subtle. the quote in their profile states "War, war, horrible war. Like the Roman, I see the River Tiber foaming with much blood." an anti-immigration speech. btw.

moogles will see a surly man in dark armor and say "is anyone gonna harass this guy" and not wait for an answer

irene, as any catholic-guilty and sexually repressed gay ought to, was single and alone that night, while arguing with a woman half her size

It feels a lot like we're all kind of just waiting at the end of a chapter for the obvious next step. Who will take their place amongst the Stars

"Dubiously gay for no gain" has got to be one of my best rp lines I've ever written

idk how anyone can blindly glorify ishgard when the first dungeon of the expac shows you just how far the holy see's mistreatment of its people will go, ie you will be abandoned to your fate when the snow falls and be forced to cannibalize your own soldiers to survive

slow ass shift urianger american dad #ffxiv

one winged angel playing off in the distance

SERVING!!!!!

funnily enough, irene WAS the retainer before she became a gleaner, working for an undisclosed rich person in Ul'Dah and doing... regular work for the most part! understandably there's little to no retainer lore in game, so i came up with my own here or there, such as internal rankings and prizes!

Need you even ask about Irene?

Look companies may of been hamstrung by COVID but they've never been SO hamstrung they stapled two Ramuh beards to Varis, gave him a cane and then called him "Solus zos Galvus" before putting him at far enough a distance to make him a fever dream.

πŸ’Ÿ DAUPHINE πŸ’Ÿ | a french curl braids hair mod affects hair 118 for fem middie / highlander / elezen / roe #ffxivmods | #xivmodcreate | #sorenmods heliosphere.app/mod/v0d0xn50...

friend found an ai shitslop article about the "current ffxiv job meta" that calls PCT a melee called Pancer and places DNC and BRD as the worst dps with MCH above them. Other great hits include calling WHM the most technical healer, talking about RDM crit skills, and saying DRK struggles with dps

They disabled replies and it's full of people trying to explain to them it's not generative AI. If you're going to be loud at least be informed.

need a woman with a wolf cut to beat me to death actually

g'raha tia they could never make me hate you my goat

a good 50 percent of lines in cutscenes are quotable with how much they mean to me. crystal exarch was spittin' fire every time he opened his mouth.

Went to the dog park today, ended with the creature thinking she could drive

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