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They/them. Reader, writer, runner, and big time silly thought haver.
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sniped the bandle in one again thanks to being an Old Soul (tm)

the last five books I’ve read have been 3/5 stars and I’m pretty sure this one is going to be another one lmao

according to my vibes and internal maths (very accurate) we are not getting Elder Scrolls VI until late 2028 or early 2029

I wouldn’t call it the easiest bandle of all time but I did get it in one

as an elder scrolls fan I have never had a day with more inner turmoil

jd vance is just such a laughable individual

bandle in ONE yesterday, let’s see about today

may I offer you some springtime woods ambience in this trying time

easiest Bandle of all time today by the way

sorry for reskeeting myself it’s just that past me was funnier

I cast 5000 words into the void and the void said “can you please use fewer commas”

me, writing: the lady cut an attractive figure in her close-fitting trousers, tall boots trimmed with fur. the whole tavern seemed to be looking at her. me: wait

all of my characters are self-inserts but stupider, except for the ones that aren’t

snooze pilled

why did I sign up for a five miler tomorrow I am so dumb

I am not exaggerating when I say I live equidistant from about six Dunks’

book characters do not have my permission to be this generationally stupid

the worms in my brain are telling me to crack open an 800 page book

yeah they can face-scan and mocap me for one of the ogres lol

I have now read three warhammer 40k books and still do not have a fucking clue what it’s about

the primal New England urge to judge how the rest of the day will go based on the taste of the morning’s iced coffee from Dunk’s like it’s a horoscope

dragging the words out of me like trying to convince a puppy to let go of a shoe

officially need to not acquire new books for a month or two until I catch up on what I have, my TBR pile isn’t Huge but it’s Huge Enough

characters are simultaneously the easiest and hardest part of writing anything I s2g

@ all race directors: if you’re offering a nonbinary category at your race can you please make sure it works properly just like the other genders, thank you

about to be accused of writing too many male protagonists but I swear to god I only wrote fem protagonists until I was like mid-twenties

good god I’ve finally managed to write something productive, I am on my knees in gratitude to whichever entity is in charge of these things