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West Wing Press Secretary. Journalist. Lover of Goldfish. Code name: Big Bird. Satire.
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The 2028 Trump campaign sign was raised at #CPAC this week, depicting the President as Roman dictator, Julius Caesar. It is a clear indication of his plan to destroy the Constitution and stay in office until his death. The Bible says, “Pay Caesar what is Caesar’s” which will soon be made into law.

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To clarify how Mr Musk unlocked the billions of dollars in social security fraud, he typed the word “FRAUD” into the search engine and it spit out tens of millions of people with similar names like “Maude” and “Claude.” These names are no longer popular baby names and are therefore considered dead.

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The President’s security detail gave him the code name “Road Runner” and the US citizens “Wylie.” Guess who always wins?

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In response to the Hooter’s bankruptcy announcement, the Office of Faith shall absorb the restaurants and use them as evangelical opportunities to bring men to Jesus through bouncing breasts and mounds of French fries. nypost.com/2025/02/21/b...

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The new Kennedy Center announced the Gay Men’s Choir will be replaced with the January 6th Prison Choir who’ll be performing in their original costumes of Buffalo hats and MAGA attire. The set list is expected to include out-of-tune yells, cries and chants - all before a hanging noose backdrop.

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The President has signed an executive order in support of Robert F Kennedy, changing the name of the measles to “Freedom Sores.”

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I keep getting hit on in my DM by men who have no idea I’m a fictional character from 1999-2006. They are likely antagonists who have never seen the West Wing since it is probably banned in Russia due to its support of democracy.

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The President calls for U.S. Press Corp to shield Hamas under the new “Terrorist Protection Act” effective immediately.

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