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From The Archives: I Don’t Vaccinate My Child Because It’s My Right To Decide What Eliminated Diseases Come Roaring Back theonion.com/i-don-t...

Dear UK Bluesky friends... I'm looking for a friend/date/enemy... for the Oasis show at Wembley Stadium in August. 😁

Life goals - create a dish that @chefreactions.bsky.social rates at least 3.14 or higher

ICE Deports Mariner Moose Back to Canada: tinyurl.com/vswvxhrr

My happy place

Dear Sarah Palin

I feel you washing machine, I feel you.

Seems like a good day to speak about maths... If your portfolio drops 20% it takes 25% growth just to get back to where it was before a cowardly, fake tanned bully did incredibly stupid things...

Nick Rivers, one of my favorite Val Kilmer roles... youtu.be/q6XImQrfc3I?...

Gmail: Inbox 7803 unread Me: deletes 10 pages of unread emails Gmail: 7801 unread Me: 😒

RIP, King

If leaders are serious about ending war, women need a seat at the table. Global data, 1989-2011: When women are involved in agreements, peace is 35% more likely to last 15+ years. Men alone shouldn’t decide the fate of nations. Gender balance is especially vital with high stakes and hot tempers.

I feel I may have overpaid...

I loved the halftime show, but if I'd never left my home town, ignored history, got all my news from right wing sources, only knew ppl who looked like me, and never read books, and voted for an amoral lying racist, I'd probably hate it as much as the FOX News audience did.

OMG

My New Year's resolution of "no snow shoveling" is off to a poor start...

If you would have told high me in my dorm room 20 years ago whilst listening to Snoop Dogg that I'd someday be watching the Snoop Dogg bowl. I would have said, "he he, ya m man!"

Not bad!

A Christmas classic πŸŽπŸŽΆπŸŽ„πŸ”΄πŸ€’ (Full video on YouTube)

Amateur tip: if you're making a spin dip, wilt down fresh spinach instead of using a frozen blob!

WTF?!? πŸ˜²πŸ˜‚ Wordle 1,283 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Bills should be measured by weight just like CEOs...

Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips theonion.com/clarence-tho...