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This is Boksil. She wanted to let you to know that she is free to hang out right now if you are. In case you were wondering. 12/10

OMG I FIGURED IT OUT UNLIKABLE? SOCIOPATHIC? PETULANT? WHINY? STEPHEN MILLER IS GROWN-UP CAILLOU

Everyone watching Pierre Poilievre eat absolute shit in Carleton and respecting Canada's bilingual culture.

Mel Kiper Jr. when the Saints drafted a QB who wasn’t Shedeur Sanders

“Our autopsy found the Holy Father had a substantial amount of Eucharist in his system— roughly four times the legal limit—at the time of death,” said Fernando Ruini theonion.com/vatican...

Good morning from your Nebraska Legislature! We are scheduled to begin the first round of debate on LB89, a bathroom and sports ban, at 3pm today. Tune in, and urge your senator to oppose it. This bill makes no one safer. ❤️🏳️‍⚧️❤️

Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone

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kitten, daddy severely injured himself while playing with his katana and needs you to drive him to the ER immediately

Pete Hegseth: ‘There Are No State Secrets In A Healthy Relationship’

RFK Jr.’s lies about autism are disgraceful — and I won't share them to spread misinformation. He consistently undermines public health and reinforces dangerous myths. In Illinois, we stand with those with autism, and I’ll keep fighting for inclusion, science, and the truth.

this is such good news. i think it is also an opportunity for democrats to state forthrightly that when they win power again everyone responsible for this crime will be held accountable to the fullest extent of the law and will face the american people to answer for their lawlessness

Hey guys trust me on something. The people that are in the Trump admin, honest to god they are weak children still mentally stuffed in a locker in high school. Leave them there, don’t be afraid of these kids

On April 14, 1865, President Abraham Lincoln was assassinated—just days after the Civil War ended. His death was a political act of vengeance for the fall of the Confederacy and a violent response to the abolition of slavery. 128 days to Slavery Remembrance Day. #CountDowntoSRD

If Stephen Miller can lie about Abrego Garcia and his case on national TV, he can do it in federal court under oath. Judge Xinis should demand his appearance, question him under oath, then jail him for Contempt when he commits Perjury. This lawless administration has to be subjected to rule of law.

There are now two separate guys named Mark Carney serving in interim leader roles at two very different organizations (Kent State football, the government of Canada)

i keep thinking about this

No lawmaker in Congress should be able to own, buy, and sell individual stocks. We need to ban congressional stock trading—and I've got a bill for that.

Wishing you and yours a very merry Confederate Surrender Day

[at the front of a bread line] uh yeah, uh. uh, i’ll have the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. huh. i’ll uh, i’ll. oh you know what? here’s what i’ll do. i’ll get the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

this guy might be having his greatest run ever this past week

my offer to america: we bring woke back

Headed to the New York Stock Exchange tomorrow morning to raise up a single closed fist on the trading room floor, so everyone know that it’s fourth down. The traders need to be aware of the stakes.

College Campus Tour Ends Inside Unmarked ICE Vehicle theonion.com/college...

Seen in Pittsburgh

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