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cjwriteshorror.bsky.social
Writer of horror and weird fiction, voracious reader, and stay-at-home dad. I like books, whiskey, and good food. Member of the HWA. https://CJGoldberg.com
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Sleep deprivation is good for creativity, right? Another night with this baby, and I won't be able to tell if I'm dreaming or writing.

One of my all time favorite writers. Just brilliant. It always makes me sad he died so young.

It's release day! GabaGhoul: A Mafia Horror Anthology is out now—featuring a killer lineup of authors... and yours truly. @briankeene.bsky.social, @fuckmaxbooth.bsky.social , @joannapary.bsky.social, @jeffstrand.bsky.social, @jgfaherty.bsky.social, and more! a.co/d/dVIKmvn

I have a story in this anthology as well. I'm super excited for its release tomorrow. I've already read the anthology cover to cover and it's full of awesome work!

This is a great debut novel by my friend and critique partner @jrblanes.bsky.social. Check it out! You won't be disappointed. Available for pre-order now!

I reprogrammed my keyboard to have an em dash key—I use it often enough I was annoyed it didn't have one. —————

Just finished a draft of what I think may be my best story yet. Tomorrow's going to suck with the lack of sleep, but worth it. Goodnight all.

@jawmccarthy.bsky.social Great article!

Being a writer is like 90% waiting for a response.

Life is still worth loving, even when the world is on fire. Fuck the bullshit. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to write about monsters.

GabaGhoul, the newest anthology by October Nights Press coming out May 31st. Not only does it have a story by me, it has stories by @briankeene.bsky.social and @jeffstrand.bsky.social. Makes me feel like I'm big time :) Pre-Order now at a.co/d/a0SoAq5. Repost with your work!

My upcoming novel, Ballad of the Bone Road is now officially available for preorder! If you're so inclined, there are several options at the link below. linktr.ee/acwise

I like that my watch tells me "Nice! Good job staying active!" when I get up from the couch to get a snack.

"It's all bullshit." ---My grandfather's last words. In these trying times, I find myself often reflecting upon that wisdom.

Happy Mother's Day!

I'm excited to get started with @richardthomas.bsky.social's Advance Creative Writing Workshop on Tuesday. If you're looking for great classes you can't beat the ones offered through storyvilleonline.com

Today is my birthday. At last, I'm the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.

Horror calls these days: "Please keep in mind we are not a market for blood, gore, violence, death, body horror, paranoia, obsession, disturbing imagery, or questionable moral choices." Cool. I guess I'll send you my happy unicorn horror. 🙄

Be a good dog.

I stopped by Word Horde Emporium (@wordhorde.bsky.social) in Petaluma, CA for indie bookstore day and picked up @natcassidy.bsky.social's "When the Wolf Comes Home" and @lairdbarron.bsky.social's "Not a Speck of Light." If you're in the area, you should stop by too! Great selection!

Just started reading @richardkadrey.bsky.social's Sandman Slim novels, and I can't believe I've waited this long. Brilliant and very much my cup o' tea. Can't put them down.

Already hit #1 in horror anthologies on Amazon for the pre-order. Pretty awesome to be part of this great lineup. a.co/d/gQsqymP

Excited for my story, The Canary, to be out in the world! Coming May 31st. Fuggedaboutit.

For a couple of reasons, I am in the shit financially. Yes, I know. Who isn't? But this is a bad one. A 1 more thing going wrong & I'm eating cat food kind of bad one. So if anyone can REALLY help me out and buy my books or spread the word, it would go a long way. www.amazon.co.uk/stores/Luke-...

Aw yes, Scotch Eggs, or what I like to call them, heartattack balls.

Welp, we've found 11/12 hard-boiled eggs. The stakes of this hunt have just gone up. 😬

I just finished my first flash fiction story, coming in at 980 unhinged words. I think it took me longer to write than my usual 4-6k stories!

Sometimes when my posts don't get enough likes, I like them myself, because fuck you. I'm brilliant 😁

I have about 35 short stories in my 'ready to submit' folder and have nowhere to send them. There are just so few markets these days for dark, weird horror. Maybe I should think about putting a collection together 🤔

How I feel about the state of things.

I dreamed the complete plot of a YA novel last night. The bad news is I don't write YA. My imagination skews WAY more toward Battle Royale than Hunger Games.

I've been getting up at 5 am to write before getting my kid ready to go to school at 7... It's good to know I'm a special kind of freak and not just, you know, the normal kind.

My two-year-old found a piece of string and put it in my can of bubbly water. I set the can aside, then promptly forgot there was a string in my can of bubbly water... There is no longer a string in my bubbly water.

I couldn't be more excited about an upcoming novel. @jrblanes.bsky.social and I started a writers' group 3–4 years ago with a couple of others, and since then, we've ruthlessly critiqued each other's work. He's grown alongside me into a phenomenal writer, and his debut novel is stunning. Read it!

Just submitted one of my favorite short stories to The Deadlands. Fingers and toes crossed. I really want this one to find a good home. Wish me luck!

A reminder that @thedeadlands.com opens at midnight EST to fiction submissions for @vajra.me's guest edited issue (coming this fall). Read the guidelines, follow the guidelines, walk willingly into the Deadlands. 🖤💀🖤

I constantly oscillate between thinking the novel I'm writing is genius and rubbish... It's currently rubbish. I hope it's genius again tomorrow.