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claire-eff.bsky.social
not smart or dumb but a secret third thing
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look everyone the world used to make it much less obvious how stupid i am and how it did end up mattering that i spent my entire early adulthood huffing lead paint and i think we really really really need to do something about it right away. i will *not* learn to use an encyclopedia

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thats funny, "the future won't reward effort, it'll reward leverage" is the exact same pitch these types of guys give in their "get giga rich forex and box spread extravaganza" e-course (only 10 installments of $399.98!)

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red roach moment (white knuckle)

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white knuckle good

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I wonder how many of the people working on the new marathon know that aliens meeting with bill clinton is canon

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this game rules btw lol. one of the best climbing mechanics ive ever seen in a game and part of the ever-growing group of New Megastructure Wave games coming out of the indie space

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did anyone remember to check on gucci mane to make sure he turned off his blackberry torch today?

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"im provocative and edgy and Dark Woke" i say as i loudly and deliberately shit my pants in front of a group of Traitorous Leftist (who did not vote due to Treachery and are also 17 years younger than me)

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

now thats Dark Woke baby

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“Only Dust Remains lets a little extra light in, thus widening the expanse on which her brutal brilliance radiates.” 9/10 | @darcymacdonald.bsky.social Backxwash, Only Dust Remains: REVIEW

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"im provocative and edgy and Dark Woke" i say as i loudly and deliberately shit my pants in front of a group of Traitorous Leftist (who did not vote due to Treachery and are also 17 years younger than me)

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

i still cant believe this is real

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its so funny how people in the 1970s just arbitrarily decided that aliens, capable of almost unimaginable feats of technology and sharing no known ancestors with us, just looked like really dumb versions of human beings. basically the exact same except they looked ridiculously, unfuckably silly

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doing rounds [checking in on all my online friends in their little enclosures making sure they've got enough activities and enrichment and snacks and sippycups and such, noting their hyperfocus of the day and charting it aganst previous days, monitoring emoji and lmao use, et c.]

submitted 157 days ago • 2 comments

I could pick my pussy out of a lineup but you could never convince me that she committed a crime

submitted 562 days ago • 3 comments

what is "dark woke," asks NYT

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literally "he was wearing a chicago bills hat, which is hispanic for 'im in a gang,' as we all know." kafka wouldn't have dared

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Legit the best thing any Dem has done to date in response to Trump and it happened because he cared more about serving his constituents than public polling about immigration.

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why is the comment section of instagram reels so well-known to just be the most toxic place on the internet lol

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honestly i absolutely love this website sometimes

submitted 276 days ago • 28 comments

i'm just so mad about how basically nothing ever happened with this other than the most generic apology text PNG ever posted on twitter and a single year sabbatical taken the year basically everyone else tuned out anyway

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it is so unsurprising that the genesis of kilmar abrego garcia's deportation as an alleged gang member was just being picked up by a cop profiling laborers outside home depot and recorded as an MS-13 member because he was wearing a chicago bulls hat. what a horrible system this is

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theres something so tragic about falling in love with a piece of media so tailored to your interests it feels like it was made for you, only to be reminded it was made by someone who looked on you and yours with complete derision

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need to start going out again so i can be there for the incoherently drunk girls of the world

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